At least somebody cared enough to check

At least somebody cared enough to check

Cryptic emanations

Cryptic emanations

I’ll never be that thirsty

I’ll never be that thirsty

Gonna scare the shit outta somebody

Gonna scare the shit outta somebody

Unstoppable interloper

Unstoppable interloper

We all have a courage quotient

We all have a courage quotient

A room of his own

A room of his own

Hey, Kool-Aid! Oh yeah!

Hey, Kool-Aid! Oh yeah!

Shoulda hid in the cellar instead

Shoulda hid in the cellar instead

Scotty’s in for a crappy surprise

Scotty’s in for a crappy surprise

He looks kinda drunk, so watch he doesn’t drop it

He looks kinda drunk, so watch he doesn’t drop it

Now that’s dry humour

Now that’s dry humour

I couldn’t even handle it sober

I couldn’t even handle it sober

Pointing out the obvious

Pointing out the obvious

Now I need two towels

Now I need two towels

Stankin’ up the joint again

Stankin’ up the joint again

Dissing the rivals

Dissing the rivals

Gonna start peeing in the ktichen

Gonna start peeing in the ktichen

I prefer the old standby

I prefer the old standby

No escaping reality

No escaping reality

Unimpressive prose

Unimpressive prose

Perish the thought

Perish the thought

Sparse rest stops

Sparse rest stops

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OMG…. the sperm count in that thing must be insane.  I’d

OMG…. the sperm count in that thing must be insane.  I’d

=O

=O

Ha. 

Ha. 

lmao…  Nice.

lmao…  Nice.

I’m tall.  My penis is big.  This is not a laughing matter.

I’m tall.  My penis is big.  This is not a laughing matter.

lol…. Ya I thought that too…

lol…. Ya I thought that too…

…. I see what you did there.

…. I see what you did there.

I see what you did there…

I see what you did there…

D'aw.

D'aw.

What the FUCK happened here….

What the FUCK happened here….

*shiver*

*shiver*

Noted.

Noted.