campyvillain:man proposing to girlfriend in a mall: will you

campyvillain:man proposing to girlfriend in a mall: will you

echat:  What the (gunshot gunshot) [cash register noise] is going

echat: What the (gunshot gunshot) [cash register noise] is going

runatic-lavings:  Look what happens when you ring up Land O Lakes

runatic-lavings: Look what happens when you ring up Land O Lakes

od-kahane-chai:    The goddamn Apple Store is so fucking trendy

od-kahane-chai: The goddamn Apple Store is so fucking trendy

When you come up short at the cash register and they tell you

When you come up short at the cash register and they tell you

 Walmart: Let’s buy 30 cash registers and only keep two open

Walmart: Let’s buy 30 cash registers and only keep two open

replicariku:  kingdom hearts 3 more like all i wanna do is *gunshots*

replicariku: kingdom hearts 3 more like all i wanna do is *gunshots*

d-u-n-s-p-a-r-c-e:  voldie:  sext: all i wanna do is *gunshot*

d-u-n-s-p-a-r-c-e: voldie: sext: all i wanna do is *gunshot*

d-u-n-s-p-a-r-c-e:  voldie:  sext: all i wanna do is *gunshot*

d-u-n-s-p-a-r-c-e: voldie: sext: all i wanna do is *gunshot*

runatic-lavings:  Look what happens when you ring up Land O Lakes

runatic-lavings: Look what happens when you ring up Land O Lakes

teach-me-how-to-buggy:tiktokstowatch: Customer: *Squilliam voice* On

teach-me-how-to-buggy:tiktokstowatch: Customer: *Squilliam voice* On

snovi:  all i wanna do is *gun shots* and a *cash register noise*

snovi: all i wanna do is *gun shots* and a *cash register noise*

snovi:  all i wanna do is *gun shots* and a *cash register noise*

snovi: all i wanna do is *gun shots* and a *cash register noise*

snovi:  all i wanna do is *gun shots* and a *cash register noise*

snovi: all i wanna do is *gun shots* and a *cash register noise*

oh yeah another retail thingif you don’t want to have to wait

oh yeah another retail thingif you don’t want to have to wait

today-at-the-cash-register-i:  blameitonthesilence:  allthefandomfeelings:

today-at-the-cash-register-i: blameitonthesilence: allthefandomfeelings:

the-absolute-funniest-posts:  runatic-lavings: Look what happens

the-absolute-funniest-posts: runatic-lavings: Look what happens

d-u-n-s-p-a-r-c-e:  voldie:  sext: all i wanna do is *gunshot*

d-u-n-s-p-a-r-c-e: voldie: sext: all i wanna do is *gunshot*

vampire-crimson:you walk in here and they deal with every single

vampire-crimson:you walk in here and they deal with every single

memelovingbot:  I used to be a 44 interns like you, but then

memelovingbot: I used to be a 44 interns like you, but then

vampire-crimson: you walk in here and they deal with every single

vampire-crimson: you walk in here and they deal with every single

rocketrandom66: miicharacter:   mycowboyhat:   dreamsweetinseamajor:

rocketrandom66: miicharacter: mycowboyhat: dreamsweetinseamajor:

teach-me-how-to-buggy:tiktokstowatch: Customer: *Squilliam voice* On

teach-me-how-to-buggy:tiktokstowatch: Customer: *Squilliam voice* On

od-kahane-chai:   The goddamn Apple Store is so fucking trendy

od-kahane-chai: The goddamn Apple Store is so fucking trendy

laboradorescence:  elasticitymudflap: karen flirts with the cash

laboradorescence: elasticitymudflap: karen flirts with the cash

snovi:  all i wanna do is *gun shots* and a *cash register noise*

snovi: all i wanna do is *gun shots* and a *cash register noise*

vintagehandsomemen:  This is a National Cash Register Model 442

vintagehandsomemen: This is a National Cash Register Model 442

1017sosa300:  ultrafacts:  For years, Steve Flaig, a delivery-truck

1017sosa300: ultrafacts: For years, Steve Flaig, a delivery-truck

lord-hades-lady-lilliths-realm:  Only here in the South, lol.

lord-hades-lady-lilliths-realm: Only here in the South, lol.

skuboglesby:  all i want for christmas is [gunshot] [gunshot]

skuboglesby: all i want for christmas is [gunshot] [gunshot]

When you come up short at the cash register and they tell you

When you come up short at the cash register and they tell you

dangblasted:  all i wanna do is gunshot gunshot cash register

dangblasted: all i wanna do is gunshot gunshot cash register

squidwurd:  longskins:  AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH  this is so cute he is

squidwurd: longskins: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH this is so cute he is

thecosmicvagabond:  When you already opened the cash register

thecosmicvagabond: When you already opened the cash register

meowvgonspengler:  dad and i were at the dollar store earlier

meowvgonspengler: dad and i were at the dollar store earlier

dutchster:  old macdonald had a farm *gunshot gunshot gunshot

dutchster: old macdonald had a farm *gunshot gunshot gunshot