As Mother-of-the-Bride, I was supposed to be a chaperone of sorts,

As Mother-of-the-Bride, I was supposed to be a chaperone of sorts,

As promised, a small story/pic/caption combo for over 200 followers!

As promised, a small story/pic/caption combo for over 200 followers!

Suppose this is as good an explanation as any… kingstories:

Suppose this is as good an explanation as any… kingstories:

supposedly real life mother-son incest vid of a middle aged mom

supposedly real life mother-son incest vid of a middle aged mom

As a teen, I was naturally drawn excitably in defiance, to all

As a teen, I was naturally drawn excitably in defiance, to all

As some of you are aware of, there has been a wave of excitement

As some of you are aware of, there has been a wave of excitement

As much as I enjoy Star Vs. The Forces of Evil, I want to point

As much as I enjoy Star Vs. The Forces of Evil, I want to point

As long as somebody keeps making those film we’re supposed

As long as somebody keeps making those film we’re supposed

toriealeksandria:  theogblackjesus:  yall sum gotdam snitches

toriealeksandria: theogblackjesus: yall sum gotdam snitches

phen01:  vonisv: thinksquad:   ok but is he saying that knowledge

phen01: vonisv: thinksquad: ok but is he saying that knowledge

MY HUSBAND WASN’T SUPPOSED TO GET OUT OF THE FIELD TIL SOMETIME

MY HUSBAND WASN’T SUPPOSED TO GET OUT OF THE FIELD TIL SOMETIME

doktorleckter:  dicksandwhiches:  sexysmirkemoji:My life story

doktorleckter: dicksandwhiches: sexysmirkemoji:My life story

squalinafightme:  didyouknowmagic:  lesser-wedge-antilles:  bakersthings:

squalinafightme: didyouknowmagic: lesser-wedge-antilles: bakersthings:

floozys:  *sees the beautiful orange leaves* *is stressed out

floozys: *sees the beautiful orange leaves* *is stressed out

insomniac-arrest:  me, doing things that are supposed to improve

insomniac-arrest: me, doing things that are supposed to improve

yeahimpoly:  elperezidente:  jasmine-blu:  i thought u werent

yeahimpoly: elperezidente: jasmine-blu: i thought u werent

kylehilde:  when your teacher talks for an extra 30 seconds after

kylehilde: when your teacher talks for an extra 30 seconds after

strictgentleman:Video here Links I post to photos are to proper

strictgentleman:Video here Links I post to photos are to proper

strictgentleman:Video here Links I post to photos are to proper

strictgentleman:Video here Links I post to photos are to proper

strictgentleman:Video here Links I post to photos are to proper

strictgentleman:Video here Links I post to photos are to proper

Here, At Last, They Reunite

Here, At Last, They Reunite

shikarius:  Uh. This was supposed to be apple, not Blood Of My

shikarius: Uh. This was supposed to be apple, not Blood Of My

burberrybushbaby: how the fuck am i supposed to make life decisions

burberrybushbaby: how the fuck am i supposed to make life decisions

problackgirl:  Me: *does 1 out of the 10 things I’m supposed

problackgirl: Me: *does 1 out of the 10 things I’m supposed

kimreesesdaughter:  tamaraaal0vee:  missytobi:  losive:  meche-williams:

kimreesesdaughter: tamaraaal0vee: missytobi: losive: meche-williams:

thesexosaurus:  “Condoms don’t work.” “Your

thesexosaurus: “Condoms don’t work.” “Your

moondustbeam:  i don’t like kids. in general, i suppose. i’m

moondustbeam: i don’t like kids. in general, i suppose. i’m

elbbics. How the fuck am I supposed to work with that?

elbbics. How the fuck am I supposed to work with that?

 As far as boyfriends go, Paulie Bleeker is totally boss. He

As far as boyfriends go, Paulie Bleeker is totally boss. He

so ignoring the bad parts of my new years ill talk about the

so ignoring the bad parts of my new years ill talk about the

I made 24 cookies for myself.  I ate 4 slices of pizza.  I

I made 24 cookies for myself.  I ate 4 slices of pizza.  I

the truly only bad thing about teaching 6am is waking up 4:30am

the truly only bad thing about teaching 6am is waking up 4:30am

k so i watched the vocaloid “daughter of evil” series

k so i watched the vocaloid “daughter of evil” series

yes it’s a weed bra  if u cant use it underwater, might

yes it’s a weed bra if u cant use it underwater, might

percyspanda:  sithlordtennant:  schyther:  superwhowhedonfighter:

percyspanda: sithlordtennant: schyther: superwhowhedonfighter:

giritina:I think a lot of people who get into discourse about

giritina:I think a lot of people who get into discourse about