Honey, why don’t you serve my boss another drink and then
have you guise seen that one commercial where there’s
chubphlosion: biscuitsarenice: She Came PreparedThe Daily Politics
kidraaul: fanfictions be like ”his eyes scanned the crowed
loveserum:something that is like really not talked about that
Through out the day I’m always like “I’ll just
Adventures in posts I typed out but passed out before posting.
I wish I could wake up one morning to a cute guy dressed like
chronicallycreeping:I hate when people ask me “what did you
ourbedroomafterthewar: do you ever get like really hopeful about
greywardensexual: DO YOU EVER START LISTENING TO AN AUDIO POST
literallysnokoplasm: i really hate it when im reading a book
3-2-1queer: When I was in fifth grade I realized I liked girls
koncreates: damn-the-jam: loveissuchalovelytorture: shark-bones:
pacaprincess: Okay so we definitely let out the angst feels
i feel like this person on our team was just fucking with us..
bansheeandclyde:Are you ever super obsessed with something for
judgeable: does your skin ever do that thing where it’s clear
chihiros-buttt: I really love kyoukai no kanata because sometimes
2013zarry:do u ever spend an entire day being really happy and
underthevastblueseas: At up to 36ft in length, the oarfish is
gabriellejae: i wonder what it’s like to like date someone
arahir:all these posts that are like *flips hair* hi newbiesss
And then like 4 days later I dyed it burgundy which turned out
last night I had a dream darfin came back and was super turned
I hate going to crowded places sometimes because I feel like
things are better and cheery and im kinda in the christmas-y
and again im sitting here and this group of girls are acting
sometimes I get embarrassed and die whenever faineemae reblogs
Like a Drunken Athena
Every damn day I think to myself, oh my GOD I have to wipe off
So anyway, imagine being the *exact* type of guy a post was aimed
ladyofacat: Can’t wait to see Lila talking bad about Ladybug,
i had a dream weiss was telling everyone “hey so, like, my
Ok so my day has actually been great?I had like 3 sex dreams
I’ve been having a lot of fantasies about topping lately