published on: 2018-03-28 02:06:05
Listen boy, it’s going to be a long time before you see me
The first girl to put her tongue in my mouth looked exactly like
What were you thinking when you confessed to me that you had
You should know by now to only wear loose pants in public. I
OK, let’s talk about your masturbation privileges, since you
You surprised me with the engagement ring, and I accepted it. Now