If you could go back in time and arrange for this to happen,
Would you want her to starve to death? Surely not.
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Don’t get a pet if you don’t have enough time to provide
It’s important to learn not to fret too much about insignificant
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This caption is a tad bit on the longish side; even if other
It’s a trick question: such permits don’t exist.
The number of my followers now exceeds 600. Thank you.The drawing
…and 440 of the 1760 captions currently on my drive.
I hope this photo shows a dungeon in the state of redecoration.
In case you need the joke explained: The Riemann Hypothesis.
I wanted to use this preface to write something about awkward
This caption was a nice opportunity to showcase different devices,
I once fell in love with a girl after I heard her drunk ramblings.
A ratio of merely 100 to 1? You lucky bastard!
I know next to nothing about games consoles. Are there even adults-only
I doubt that the chastity device in the last image would be much
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Unfortunately, due to the omnipresence of ‘shopped images,
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Additional contrived sci-fi plot twist: she falls in love with
Conversations are so much easier when you’re told your part.
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You’re such a lucky guy that you have such a polite girlfriend.
Size doesn’t matter, unless you’re into small cock humiliation.Or
This is one of those images I copied to my “potential captions”
I think she could sell me everything.
This caption is partly inspired by the ecchi manga/anime “He
It’s a real photo (as far as I know), but I guess the key would
I guess I’m not much of a foot fetishist if the first thing
I’ve once stumbled upon a caption that read something like
What I like about this image is how it doesn’t explicitly show
The beautiful steamgirl Kato, before her hair turned white.
It makes things easier if everything is conveniently labeled.
The formula given in the title of the following caption is slightly