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Sassy and spankable.  Fuck!

Sassy and spankable.  Fuck!

Apparently I am totally going to the wrong strip clubs.

Apparently I am totally going to the wrong strip clubs.

Dawn Wells (“Mary Ann” on Gilligan’s Island)

Dawn Wells (“Mary Ann” on Gilligan’s Island)

Often imitated, but never equaled: the unreasonably ass-tastic

Often imitated, but never equaled: the unreasonably ass-tastic

Nici Dee is my new cunt obsession.  What a fine, fine, fine

Nici Dee is my new cunt obsession.  What a fine, fine, fine

If you haven’t jumped on the Riley Reid bandwagon yet,

If you haven’t jumped on the Riley Reid bandwagon yet,

I don’t know why the stunning Nici Dee is wearing a sweatshirt

I don’t know why the stunning Nici Dee is wearing a sweatshirt

Jessica Burciaga is one of the most masturbatable Playboy Playmates

Jessica Burciaga is one of the most masturbatable Playboy Playmates

A chick with divine tits at the Playboy Mansion pool sometime

A chick with divine tits at the Playboy Mansion pool sometime

What a great shot!  Unfortunately, __________________________. 

What a great shot!  Unfortunately, __________________________. 

Whew!!!  I’d tell you who it is, if I knew, and I’d

Whew!!!  I’d tell you who it is, if I knew, and I’d

As long as I’m thinking about littles today, I really should

As long as I’m thinking about littles today, I really should

nevver:  The beginning of the end  Maybe when it’s over

nevver: The beginning of the end Maybe when it’s over

Thinking a lot this morning about girls who play at jailbait. 

Thinking a lot this morning about girls who play at jailbait. 

flycandy:  Flycandy.tumblr.com: Mackenzie  WTF, who is this?!?! 

flycandy: Flycandy.tumblr.com: Mackenzie WTF, who is this?!?! 

Aylen Alvarez is basically a breast/ass tease model–and

Aylen Alvarez is basically a breast/ass tease model–and

Nice booties and doughnut sprinkles are two of my favorite things

Nice booties and doughnut sprinkles are two of my favorite things

This chick Jana Jordan looks like she’s having a great

This chick Jana Jordan looks like she’s having a great

Thick, big bootied women are pretty much a dime a dozen on tumblr,

Thick, big bootied women are pretty much a dime a dozen on tumblr,

Kendall Rayanne was a great, super-hot Playboy model for a while. 

Kendall Rayanne was a great, super-hot Playboy model for a while. 

I’m so glad Adrianna Luna is around.  Not only is she

I’m so glad Adrianna Luna is around.  Not only is she

Gifs can be so frustrating.  I just want them to go on and on. 

Gifs can be so frustrating.  I just want them to go on and on. 

The much-missed Carmella Bing, back at the very start of her

The much-missed Carmella Bing, back at the very start of her

I think her name is Georgia.  Beyond that, all I know is what

I think her name is Georgia.  Beyond that, all I know is what

OK, so it’s not a woman.  But it is pink and beautiful,

OK, so it’s not a woman.  But it is pink and beautiful,

Lupe Fuentes wasn’t the greatest performer ever, but she

Lupe Fuentes wasn’t the greatest performer ever, but she

Nicole Aniston, Penthouse Pet of the Year for 2013.  Love that

Nicole Aniston, Penthouse Pet of the Year for 2013.  Love that

We liked Kendall when she was sweet.  But we love her when she

We liked Kendall when she was sweet.  But we love her when she

The always cute and sexy Maria washing her panties–which

The always cute and sexy Maria washing her panties–which

What a perfect thong shot of this rarely-seen pose.  That looks

What a perfect thong shot of this rarely-seen pose.  That looks

If you look at my stuff regularly, you know I’m pretty

If you look at my stuff regularly, you know I’m pretty

diamondsanddelrey: Yes, Lana: it is.

diamondsanddelrey: Yes, Lana: it is.

A fine, fine, fiiiiiiiine quality shot from the gang over at

A fine, fine, fiiiiiiiine quality shot from the gang over at

!!!!!!!!! Just !!!!!!!!!

!!!!!!!!! Just !!!!!!!!!

Catie Minx being..well, a minx!  She doesn’t do hardcore…yet

Catie Minx being..well, a minx!  She doesn’t do hardcore…yet

Great stuff from w4b (“watch four beauty”), which

Great stuff from w4b (“watch four beauty”), which