20% on the windshield!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Somebody help me!
Fucking jerks
(804)
True story of my life [in bigger text]
This book with “text messages from last nite” was
BJ dint even want it…
I drool, I mean, work with herrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! THAT MASS!!!!!!
Ahhhh Sunday comics
To pull the trigger, or not? *pulls on chin hair debating
Cardio
irutum.tumblr.com/post/1046251560/
Oral exercises
1,2,3, & 4[iPhone 3G used to take pic] alarms bc I JUST CAN’T
Where’d he go? Labor Day
Summertime/fall staple
(via slimvicious, bulletproofiwishiwas)
(via slimvicious, coldestnitemare)
I'm always horny. I blame tumblr....
lottey: Indeed.(via x0ctopussy)
Confessions of an addict
fuckyeahsociallylazysloth: (submitted by averageshark) True
fuckimhorny: crosshatchedscars: ultralaser: ambisextrous:
(via youmakemespeechless, champagnecheeks) I. neeeeeeed. it.
"hey listen"
Two for me, none for YOU!
Bittersweet
irutum.tumblr.com/post/1044387718/
ilikecurve: imapervert: nolgadraugr: One of my personal favorites,
Visine
1.Find this cd, 2.get in ur car, 3.insert cd, 4.ff to trk
tumblrisforlulz: (via zerab)
Doggie…clean fits all day. Friday, it’s a date!
fuckyeahfunnythings: tumblrisforlulz: (via goodbyeforeverfatty)
(via itsexclusive) Shawty got ass….for days
tumblraddictedtoucan: by januaryxo
thisisnotofimport: addingtothenoise: imjesuschrist: adammilligan-: