thumbs.pro : atypicalblonde: one time I overslept and my mom came into my room to wake me up and said “you had better get up or else you’ll be rushing”. I wanted to say “if I’m rushing then so be it” but since I was still half asleep my mind changed “rushing”

published on: 2015-03-31 08:27:29

asamikorrasato:gaypornstar:iconShe is the chosen one who will

suctioning: Scientist: *sees a spider with long legs* Scientist:

freekumdress:someone at the table: “so which one of us is getting

“I am definitely in a position now [where] I’ve relinquished

grapejellyking:yasgawd:if my boyfriend came on a donut i would

dontletthisheartgo: alexputyourpantsbackon: Things that will