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Oh no, darling. I did say we’d consummate our marriage.

Oh no, darling. I did say we’d consummate our marriage.

Ok that’s enough staring. I’ve had a long wedding

Ok that’s enough staring. I’ve had a long wedding

Don’t worry, I didn’t tell anyone why we were having

Don’t worry, I didn’t tell anyone why we were having

Honey, you ask that again on our honeymoon and it won’t

Honey, you ask that again on our honeymoon and it won’t

Husband, it’s time to crawl to your honeymoon destination. 

Husband, it’s time to crawl to your honeymoon destination. 

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How many balloons in this photo?  Imagine them all exploding. 

How many balloons in this photo?  Imagine them all exploding. 

Congratulations, honey, it’s your wedding night! What do

Congratulations, honey, it’s your wedding night! What do

Some new husbands like to shave on their honeymoon because it

Some new husbands like to shave on their honeymoon because it

Darling, thanks for marrying me today!  I love you so much!

Darling, thanks for marrying me today!  I love you so much!

No you don’t get to see them on your wedding night.  Hurry

No you don’t get to see them on your wedding night.  Hurry

Ok hubby, now we’re alone after the wedding it’s

Ok hubby, now we’re alone after the wedding it’s

I can’t believe I wore this corset all day on my wedding

I can’t believe I wore this corset all day on my wedding

I thought you might think my wedding dress a bit too revealing. 

I thought you might think my wedding dress a bit too revealing. 

It’s so romantic that you want to write “100 rules

It’s so romantic that you want to write “100 rules

Wow, our version of this would be the shortest book in the world. 

Wow, our version of this would be the shortest book in the world. 

I don’t care what you remember about “From Here To

I don’t care what you remember about “From Here To

Hubby, of course all our wedding guests saw it, but there’s

Hubby, of course all our wedding guests saw it, but there’s

It’s time for bed on your wedding night.  Come with me.

It’s time for bed on your wedding night.  Come with me.

It’s great to relax on the beach on our honeymoon, isn’t

It’s great to relax on the beach on our honeymoon, isn’t

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Now we’re back from honeymoon, you’ve got a simple

Now we’re back from honeymoon, you’ve got a simple

Oh no, silly, it is our honeymoon at this gorgeous castle. Of

Oh no, silly, it is our honeymoon at this gorgeous castle. Of

Darling, if anybody asks of course I’ll say that you belong

Darling, if anybody asks of course I’ll say that you belong

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Don’t worry hubby, you will have lots of time lying under

Don’t worry hubby, you will have lots of time lying under

Ok, fun’s over.   Go fetch the wrist-cuffs, ankle-cuffs,

Ok, fun’s over.   Go fetch the wrist-cuffs, ankle-cuffs,

Darling, finally! It’s our wedding night!  Like many brides, I’m

Darling, finally! It’s our wedding night!  Like many brides, I’m

Shall I, shan’t I? Shall I, shan’t I? Ok then I shall.

Shall I, shan’t I? Shall I, shan’t I? Ok then I shall.

Ok, wedding’s over, time to get real. Your training as

Ok, wedding’s over, time to get real. Your training as

Hand above the garter?  In public?  Without permission?Big,

Hand above the garter?  In public?  Without permission?Big,

I just can’t stop myself laughing at the idea they all

I just can’t stop myself laughing at the idea they all

Just got to stretch and get myself loose and ready for my physical

Just got to stretch and get myself loose and ready for my physical

Oh dear honey, did you think you had the right to propose to

Oh dear honey, did you think you had the right to propose to

Hey darling, I’ve chosen my bridal lingerie, do you like

Hey darling, I’ve chosen my bridal lingerie, do you like

This is the 500th post on FLR-Captions! I know many femdom bloggers

This is the 500th post on FLR-Captions! I know many femdom bloggers