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I wear this incredible wedding dress and you look at my maid

I wear this incredible wedding dress and you look at my maid

It’s time for bed on your wedding night.   Come with me.

It’s time for bed on your wedding night.  Come with me.

I can’t believe I wore this corset all day on my wedding day. 

I can’t believe I wore this corset all day on my wedding day. 

Darling, finally! It’s our wedding night!   Like many brides, I’m

Darling, finally! It’s our wedding night!  Like many brides, I’m

Oh look honey, it’s daylight. Our wedding night is over. 

Oh look honey, it’s daylight. Our wedding night is over. 

It’s great to relax on the beach on our honeymoon, isn’t

It’s great to relax on the beach on our honeymoon, isn’t

Wow, our version of this would be the shortest book in the world. 

Wow, our version of this would be the shortest book in the world. 

Boy, you’re in trouble for taking your eye off the road.  That’s

Boy, you’re in trouble for taking your eye off the road. That’s

Some new husbands like to shave on their honeymoon because it

Some new husbands like to shave on their honeymoon because it

Ok husband, let’s see if you are getting any on your wedding

Ok husband, let’s see if you are getting any on your wedding

What a great honeymoon location!   That photographer might guess

What a great honeymoon location!  That photographer might guess

Don’t worry, I didn’t tell anyone why we were having a motoring

Don’t worry, I didn’t tell anyone why we were having a motoring

Ok, fun’s over.    Go fetch the wrist-cuffs, ankle-cuffs,

Ok, fun’s over.   Go fetch the wrist-cuffs, ankle-cuffs,

Shall I, shan’t I? Shall I, shan’t I?  Ok then I shall. It

Shall I, shan’t I? Shall I, shan’t I? Ok then I shall. It

 Honey, you ask that again on our honeymoon and it won’t be

Honey, you ask that again on our honeymoon and it won’t be

Oh no, silly, it is our honeymoon at this gorgeous castle.  Of

Oh no, silly, it is our honeymoon at this gorgeous castle. Of

No you don’t get to see them on your wedding night.   Hurry

No you don’t get to see them on your wedding night.  Hurry

Of course you can, new husband!  You can take as many pictures

Of course you can, new husband!  You can take as many pictures

Husband, it’s time to crawl to your honeymoon destination. 

Husband, it’s time to crawl to your honeymoon destination. 

Ok hubby, now we’re alone after the wedding it’s time to

Ok hubby, now we’re alone after the wedding it’s time to

Oh dear honey, did you think you had the right to propose to

Oh dear honey, did you think you had the right to propose to

Ok, wedding’s over, time to get real.  Your training as my

Ok, wedding’s over, time to get real. Your training as my

Great choice of honeymoon hotel, hubby!  When you’re done unpacking,

Great choice of honeymoon hotel, hubby! When you’re done unpacking,

Yes this will do perfectly.  I’ve chosen my wedding lingerie. 

Yes this will do perfectly. I’ve chosen my wedding lingerie. 

Now we’re back from honeymoon, you’ve got a simple choice.

Now we’re back from honeymoon, you’ve got a simple choice.

Ok that’s enough staring. I’ve had a long wedding day so

Ok that’s enough staring. I’ve had a long wedding day so

Darling, thanks for marrying me today!  I love you so much!

Darling, thanks for marrying me today!  I love you so much!

Darling, if anybody asks of course I’ll say that you belong

Darling, if anybody asks of course I’ll say that you belong

 Hubby, of course all our wedding guests saw it, but there’s

Hubby, of course all our wedding guests saw it, but there’s

I’ve got a great idea, hubby.  Why don’t you pay

I’ve got a great idea, hubby.  Why don’t you pay

I’m feeling generous today. Tell me the title of a book behind

I’m feeling generous today. Tell me the title of a book behind

Before I approve your cleaning job on this room, put your eggs

Before I approve your cleaning job on this room, put your eggs

Excellent, you’ve finished your chores? You’ve made me very

Excellent, you’ve finished your chores? You’ve made me very

Oh Hubby, I know you’re much better at pool than me, but

Oh Hubby, I know you’re much better at pool than me, but

I don’t care that your bonus paid for it. Stop calling it “our

I don’t care that your bonus paid for it. Stop calling it “our

Do you know what I’m thinking right now?If you do, then you’ve

Do you know what I’m thinking right now?If you do, then you’ve