I wear this incredible wedding dress and you look at my maid
It’s time for bed on your wedding night. Come with me.
I can’t believe I wore this corset all day on my wedding day.
Darling, finally! It’s our wedding night! Like many brides, I’m
Oh look honey, it’s daylight. Our wedding night is over.
It’s great to relax on the beach on our honeymoon, isn’t
Wow, our version of this would be the shortest book in the world.
Boy, you’re in trouble for taking your eye off the road. That’s
Some new husbands like to shave on their honeymoon because it
Ok husband, let’s see if you are getting any on your wedding
What a great honeymoon location! That photographer might guess
Don’t worry, I didn’t tell anyone why we were having a motoring
Ok, fun’s over. Go fetch the wrist-cuffs, ankle-cuffs,
Shall I, shan’t I? Shall I, shan’t I? Ok then I shall. It
Honey, you ask that again on our honeymoon and it won’t be
Oh no, silly, it is our honeymoon at this gorgeous castle. Of
No you don’t get to see them on your wedding night. Hurry
Of course you can, new husband! You can take as many pictures
Husband, it’s time to crawl to your honeymoon destination.
Ok hubby, now we’re alone after the wedding it’s time to
Oh dear honey, did you think you had the right to propose to
Ok, wedding’s over, time to get real. Your training as my
Great choice of honeymoon hotel, hubby! When you’re done unpacking,
Yes this will do perfectly. I’ve chosen my wedding lingerie.
Now we’re back from honeymoon, you’ve got a simple choice.
Ok that’s enough staring. I’ve had a long wedding day so
Darling, thanks for marrying me today! I love you so much!
Darling, if anybody asks of course I’ll say that you belong
Hubby, of course all our wedding guests saw it, but there’s
I’ve got a great idea, hubby. Why don’t you pay
I’m feeling generous today. Tell me the title of a book behind
Before I approve your cleaning job on this room, put your eggs
Excellent, you’ve finished your chores? You’ve made me very
Oh Hubby, I know you’re much better at pool than me, but
I don’t care that your bonus paid for it. Stop calling it “our
Do you know what I’m thinking right now?If you do, then you’ve