Look at Jana Defi. She has taken thousands of sexy photos where
Wifey calls me David Cop-a-feel. Guess what I’m going to make
Wifey grabs some rays. What are you holding on to?
Me: Look, my favorite porn actress is auctioning off her bras.
Ladies and gents - the luckiest scarf in the whole damned world.
Looks like Jana Defi’s spaghetti straps said ‘screw it”