You can’t resist , Superman .My kryptonite radiation will
Kiss me whilst I stretch your little pussy, whore. I want you
You immediately noticed that your wife was on a business trip
You didn’t dare to interrupt them, you had never fucked
You bought them for your wife …to wear them for your boss
Honey, if you don’t show him that you are a man, if you
You know who you are
Oh my, good morning! Good Morning! Don’t stop. Please…
If this is you, your identical twin, or look alike. I hope
need all of y’all to know that if you are a man who uses a
baeronism: this quiz tells you what your homeric epithet would
pikaballoons: thedreamcatchersheart: fuck all of you seriously
carcino-fucking-geneticist: WHEN YOU IMPLY FICTIVES ARE “HAVING
anharri: fiztheancient: anharri: I drew me again. Idk what
anharri: fiztheancient: anharri: fiztheancient: anharri:
montbear: pikaballoons: when you group otherkin in with lgbt
pikaballoons: rottenmeats: literallydavosseaworth: clarri:
rottenmeats: armedrobertry: dumbthingssocialjusticeblogssay:
antistellar: whenshewasme: hedonisticparadise: look, guys,
“no i dont want attention” YOU ARE SO FULL OF SHIT
condescefempreg: fiztheancient: “no i dont want attention”
shoresoftheshadowlands: turntech-dave: Where Dreams Are Born:
You Know You Are a Vegan When...
carbyle: meuwlins: hello here is something very important!!!
videogamebf: tentacrab: okay but no seriously making fun of
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beautifulpeople-dopefashion-etc:sassy-crazy-beautiful: r3giment:
acetrainermikael: This selfie is brought to you by TatSoul Tattoo
thetuxedos: Painting of Hannibal Lecter drawing. Drawingception.
the-amazing-bambi-man: What was the first thing you did, when
you see I wouldn’t trust a man or a woman to be my whole
theruleset:you wanted more of this shit steve you are beautiful
You are now aware that the “Yo Yo Yo HEY MAN” guy
God i just really really really reeeeally wanna make out with
You are a worthless slut who knows well how to be accepted by
I hope that every man who thinks it is amusing to consistently