Fucking bastard! I go to the kitchen for three beers, come back,

Fucking bastard! I go to the kitchen for three beers, come back,

Sonofabitch… I go to the kitchen for three beers, come

Sonofabitch… I go to the kitchen for three beers, come

My cunt after training with a beer can. I’m 26 Thanks for the

My cunt after training with a beer can. I’m 26 Thanks for the

Spoiler alert!  It ends with everyone jerking off while drinking

Spoiler alert!  It ends with everyone jerking off while drinking

Lisa Jones has enjoyed a beer or three after work and finds herself

Lisa Jones has enjoyed a beer or three after work and finds herself

loveallthis:  Crazy good.  This gorgeous photo of a statue in

loveallthis: Crazy good. This gorgeous photo of a statue in

shil0nz:  Goldilocks and the three beers :-)

shil0nz: Goldilocks and the three beers :-)

mastermedit:  He’s trained enough, but I hate it if he wastes

mastermedit: He’s trained enough, but I hate it if he wastes

usingtimewisely:  usingtimewisely:  My dog turns three in one

usingtimewisely: usingtimewisely: My dog turns three in one

fairymascot:  pearl, you have literally had three sips of beer

fairymascot: pearl, you have literally had three sips of beer

I just drank a beer and now I’m hungry beyond belief, someone

I just drank a beer and now I’m hungry beyond belief, someone

perpdurp: killerchickadee:  kentparsoned: *arrives three month

perpdurp: killerchickadee: kentparsoned: *arrives three month

nastynymphosluts:  Some people need beer, wine and snacks to

nastynymphosluts: Some people need beer, wine and snacks to

h0saki:  It’s already Sunday in Japan, so happy Father’s

h0saki: It’s already Sunday in Japan, so happy Father’s

pregnanttoothpick:  My newest gainer activity beer gut contests.

pregnanttoothpick: My newest gainer activity beer gut contests.

inkedfatboy:  wtrtwnguy:  beergutbear:  I hate choosing the best

inkedfatboy: wtrtwnguy: beergutbear: I hate choosing the best

mantiteosgirlfriend:  blogartus:  danpizzaboy:May of gone up

mantiteosgirlfriend: blogartus: danpizzaboy:May of gone up

theguiltywife:  Two beers and your cute wife showed me her little

theguiltywife: Two beers and your cute wife showed me her little

fairymascot:  pearl, you have literally had three sips of beer

fairymascot: pearl, you have literally had three sips of beer

death-by-lulz:  usingtimewisely: My dog turns three in one hour.

death-by-lulz: usingtimewisely: My dog turns three in one hour.

stcrdust-blog:  Twelve bottles of water, fifty-six beers, two

stcrdust-blog: Twelve bottles of water, fifty-six beers, two

stephiejo99:  taboo4578:  Lets go in and do something fun, Cousin

stephiejo99: taboo4578: Lets go in and do something fun, Cousin

perpdurp:  killerchickadee:  kentparsoned: *arrives three month

perpdurp: killerchickadee: kentparsoned: *arrives three month

keyblade-cub:  Omg I’m exhausted! Long day at work, got one

keyblade-cub: Omg I’m exhausted! Long day at work, got one

usingtimewisely:  usingtimewisely:  My dog turns three in one

usingtimewisely: usingtimewisely: My dog turns three in one

Me: *has three beers*  Mom: OMG is that all you??? *Rolls eyes,

Me: *has three beers* Mom: OMG is that all you??? *Rolls eyes,

usingtimewisely:  usingtimewisely:  My dog turns three in one

usingtimewisely: usingtimewisely: My dog turns three in one

hachama: lovedeven:  “There’s got to be another way to feel

hachama: lovedeven: “There’s got to be another way to feel

perpdurp:  killerchickadee:  kentparsoned: *arrives three month

perpdurp: killerchickadee: kentparsoned: *arrives three month

Jay’s Rap from Clerks 2 Motha, motha fuck, motha, motha

Jay’s Rap from Clerks 2 Motha, motha fuck, motha, motha

best-of-funny:  usingtimewisely:  usingtimewisely:  My dog turns

best-of-funny: usingtimewisely: usingtimewisely: My dog turns

usingtimewisely:  usingtimewisely:  My dog turns three in one

usingtimewisely: usingtimewisely: My dog turns three in one

usingtimewisely:  usingtimewisely:  My dog turns three in one

usingtimewisely: usingtimewisely: My dog turns three in one

mindblowingfactz:  John “Chickie” Donohue, a merchant marine

mindblowingfactz: John “Chickie” Donohue, a merchant marine

dadylovesgirl99:  Three beers is their limit

dadylovesgirl99: Three beers is their limit

cheesenotes:  Recently I had the privilege of trying three experimental

cheesenotes: Recently I had the privilege of trying three experimental