“Whenever I’m with you, I’m hornier than Anderson
“You make me go ‘Oh my GAAAAAWD!’ more than
“It’s going to take more than three patches to cure
“I think you’re neater than poisoned children.”
“You are far more than a seven, therefore I would leave
“You are more indispensable than my homeless network.”
“I bet I can keep you wetter than Soo Lin Yao’s teapots.”
“You’re more valuable to me than a nine million pound
“Whenever I’m apart from you, I’m bluer than
“I’m more desperate for you than Mycroft is for tea
“I would hit that harder than Sherlock hits corpses.”
“I’d let you investigate more than just my crime
“I’ll tease you more than Arwel Wyn Jones.”
“My love for you glows brighter than Bluebell.”
“Without you, my heart feels hollower than Jack Griffin’s
“You taste better than eyeball coffee.”
“Don’t worry, I’m no London ambulance. I take
“My cock is good for more than just peeing in fireplaces.”
“I love you more than Sherlock loves dancing.”
“Your smile shines brighter than an inexplicable matchbox.”
“You make me more speechless than John asking me to be
“I’d rather look at you than Sherlock’s crime
“You make me more out of breath than Mycroft on a treadmill.”
“I’ve fallen for you more times than that American
“I want to have more meetings with you than Magnussen had
“Being without you is worse than going to a matinee of
“I want you wrapped around me more tightly than my purple
“My love for you is bigger than Henry Knight’s house.”
“I love you more than Carl Powers loved his shoes.”
“You smell cleaner than Kenny Prince’s cat.”
“Being without you hurts worse than reading Alone On the
“I fell for you harder than Rupert Graves in the gag reel.”
“You make me wetter than a fireplace that’s just
“The thought of being without you scares me more than a
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