“I thought your post-mortem joke was funny.”

“I thought your post-mortem joke was funny.”

Happy new year, Tumblr! Hope it’s not meretricious ;) I

Happy new year, Tumblr! Hope it’s not meretricious ;) I

It’s such hard work standing in line

It’s such hard work standing in line

That’s my line

That’s my line

Great “punch” line

Great “punch” line

We all know the line

We all know the line

Waiting in line … yer doin’ it right (Thailand)

Waiting in line … yer doin’ it right (Thailand)

Get in line with the rest of the storm troopers

Get in line with the rest of the storm troopers

Looks like we got stoners on the production line again

Looks like we got stoners on the production line again

Where’s that damn finish line?!

Where’s that damn finish line?!

The rest of you cretins can just get in line

The rest of you cretins can just get in line

Stay outta the line of sight, son

Stay outta the line of sight, son

Line ’em up and knock ’em down

Line ’em up and knock ’em down

Your lines and my lines make up our little cross-hatch

Your lines and my lines make up our little cross-hatch

If GoDaddy had a command line interface

If GoDaddy had a command line interface

Them tan lines!

Them tan lines!

…. I’m gonna try this line for sure… >_>

…. I’m gonna try this line for sure… >_>

Doing lines … why did she stop?

Doing lines … why did she stop?

You guys are so Freaky sometimes. I had one dude tell me he wants

You guys are so Freaky sometimes. I had one dude tell me he wants

Silver linings Playbook

Silver linings Playbook

See?  Even floods have silver linings!  ^_^

See?  Even floods have silver linings!  ^_^

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ABSOLUTE NEW FAVORITE PICK UP LINE.  USING TONIGHT!  XD

ABSOLUTE NEW FAVORITE PICK UP LINE.  USING TONIGHT!  XD

Ya… I’m so using this line if I ever run into a

Ya… I’m so using this line if I ever run into a

Shhhh, as I’ve said before, you can’t mention women’s

Shhhh, as I’ve said before, you can’t mention women’s

….. its…. a pickup line…

….. its…. a pickup line…

lol  This FF had the best story line in my opinion.  One of

lol  This FF had the best story line in my opinion.  One of

lol…. Ya…. Im using this line for real…

lol…. Ya…. Im using this line for real…

Ya… that’d keep me in line for sure.

Ya… that’d keep me in line for sure.

lol  What level of dumb do you have to be to not understand

lol  What level of dumb do you have to be to not understand

This is how you wait in line! This would never work in the states.

This is how you wait in line! This would never work in the states.

we-are-not-the-losechesters:sabertoothwalrus:  I can’t get

we-are-not-the-losechesters:sabertoothwalrus: I can’t get

macanac:  Sunday and I’m finding shit funny, must be the rum

macanac: Sunday and I’m finding shit funny, must be the rum

sexy-uredoinitright:  tastefullyoffensive:  (comic by Poorly

sexy-uredoinitright: tastefullyoffensive: (comic by Poorly

furthest-city-light:  One of the best lines from this show.

furthest-city-light: One of the best lines from this show.

funny-pictures-uk:  Pickup Lines from Loading Artist

funny-pictures-uk: Pickup Lines from Loading Artist