Your wife leans forward to adjust her dress and you mutter the
Patience is not your strong point
Basement Cat will not indulge your curiosity
He does not approve of your union
Demon cat does not appreciate your embellishments
Not sure I agree with your definition of “cute”
Your opinion is not my reality
I’m your cat, dammit, not your psychoanalyst
Your assistance was not requested
Your cooperation is appreciated
It’ll steal your sunshiney soul
Not your cheerful assistance, that’s for sure
With ears like that, you’d think your hearing would be better
Your faces when you have to answer the door because hotel security
I will not be your father....
casualmalexlfan: the cops are already on their way to your house
mybloodyicecream: Because fuck your childhood Too funny not
Welcome to your nightly funny! You could say that this is a
Tag your spoilers.
step one: open your image:step two:select the burn tool and
kirathaune:This is so me it’s not funny. But you did the thing
slbtumblng: pookie02: You kids with your smooth animation that’s
…. dude do your own fucking laundry. You make your mom
chairicon:The really weird autistic sweet spot where you just
8bit-ghost replied to your post: 8bit-ghost replied to your post:
xiumeme: guys… if someone in your inbox says they are linking
hiccupkin: me: *cracking my knuckles* hell yes.. i love to break
dracomalfyaoi:NOT FUNNY APRIL FOOLS JOKESscreamersfake coming
Yes I live with guys. Yes we are affectionate. No I don’t want
alisonshendrixs: an important piece of advice for future parents:
malfoy-took-my-shock-blanket: destihell: hey look it’s a
punkasslilbitch: somebody somewhere in the world has a picture
macabrefascination: oaluz: long term effects of emotional abuse:a
do your socks get soggy when you step in a puddle?
hirxeth: “I’m gonna fucking kill you. I’m gonna fucking
hirxeth: “I’m gonna fucking kill you. I’m gonna fucking