“Can I come over? I’ll scrub your floors, if you
“If I deduced everything in your life from your alcoholic
“I bet I can make your pulse increase and your pupils dilate.”
“I’d like to occupy a ‘minor’ position
“I love you so much, I promise to avoid your nose and teeth
“Let me be your umbrella. You can open me over your ‘head’
“I would never pull out your teeth one by one or insult
“I’ll ‘scrub’ your 'floor’ if you’ll
“Let me be your Action Man. Your brother won’t be
“I could definitely tell your body from ‘not your
“I don’t care about your intermittent tremor–
“Forget my sociopathy; you should do your research on my
“I noticed that you put product in your hair… So
Your admin ran out of photoset ideas for this week, so here’s
“I’m not your housekeeper, but I’ll gladly
“Is your name Lestrade? Because your hair may be silver,
“Your coffin isn’t the only ‘box’ of yours I’d smash
“Your ass is like Rosie’s rattle: If you keep throwing it
Last night after getting out of the shower I picked Kitten up,
taratheslut: That satisfaction when you present both holes to
take your pick #randomsexiness
Your wife showed enough flesh to suggest that she’d welcome
What would you do if I said this? Which would you pick? Which
thebeauty-of-sin: When there’s a certain baby girl you want
sitting-on-gray-clouds: who looks the coolest? you pick!
Send “Upsy Daisy” for my muse’s reaction to being carried
Your Secret Sub
Your Most Obedient and Humble Servant
carpebutts: empress-homogay: “oh i love your name” “thanks
libraryogre:ladyshinga:sirfrogsworth:This seems a little harsh.
transmechanicus:Me, launching my first nuclear missile: Dishonor
mistergoodlife: Take Your Pick • Mr. Goodlife • Instagram
envyavenue: Take Your Pick
envyavenue: Take Your Pick
tolish-bean:I am so proud of my gf! Reblog if you too are proud
stretch your body