Your logic knows no bounds
How do you like your eggs? ;)
Keep curbing your urges
Your judgement is of no consequence
Enjoy your celebration, whatever it may be :)
Your nickname should be vacuum
Let me dampen your spirits
Your excuse has officially expired
I prefer pixels over the sound of your voice
Get your priorities straight
What’s your favorite “rose”? :)Quick one from this morning.
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I can’t promise you the world but I can promise you this; I
Yet another reason you shouldn’t use anything edible to
… You’d think if you were about to sell your mouth
Is there some kind of Nobel prize for banisters… I have
Again, exactly the kind of wife I’ll be. I’ll be
I don’t get it… nice hair, nice tits, nice hips…
Too late man. I appreciate your effort though. Keep on truckin’.
…. I feel your pain Popeye… totally.
=O People still run that OS??? Woman spend less time at the
lol Your average person. ^
lmao…. Send me a picture of your KNOB? Is he sexting
Your logic is irrefutable sir.
…. dude do your own fucking laundry. You make your mom
May the odds and the Force be ever in your favor
Laugh your a$$ off
Laugh your a$$ off
Laugh your a$$ off
Laugh your a$$ off
Laugh your a$$ off
Laugh your a$$ off
Laugh your a$$ off
Laugh your a$$ off
And if your tits are big enough, they may end up in your own