“I’d like to compromise the integrity of your ‘crime
Your wife on vacation. You watched as guys poured drinks down
Fucking your drunk wife
Let him use your hot drunken body…
6 SHOTS LATER YOUR DRUNK WIFE WAS FUCKING THE COLLEAGUE SHE HAD
Just imagine him leading your drunk wife into your room and onto
Your friend Jim has a big cock.
You ask me to come and collect your drunk whore ass from a party
He fucked your drunk sex and took photos..
Your wife said that she invited you to come to our toga-party
Your night is done, son
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Your roommate just broke up with her boyfriend and you thought
Make sure your passengers stay safe
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Your mom was almost too perfect to exist. A mythological being,
Your logic is irrefutable sir.
A good way to k kw if your drunk or not is to thin k about where
drunk-terminator: can we have Mutsu with an umbrella please
drunk-terminator: let me remind you that i can make an entire
drunk-terminator: let me remind you that i can make an entire
drunk-terminator: a disgusting photoset about everybody’s
Yall need to get this in your life right now. I’m faded
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“Damn you got hostile fast” Yeah bitch you’re
drunk
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When your drunk 6ft2 boyfriend passes out on you in the middle