chloecumslut: “Dammit, why does the phone always ring
As your wife got ready to go on a corporate retreat with her
submissivegames: you knew this was going to be trouble. Last
pigeonfolder: When I meet Jay Park, I’m going to ask if I
It's Gonna Be Fantastic
kgbear62: After months of My Son asking Me when I would be going
zippysfunhouse: That moment when you meet your college roommate
The officers of the sorority asked to meet Mr. Crude in the park
When I meet 1D I'm going to ask them for a kiss on the cheek,
smokinghotcouple: This is from yesterday when wife was getting
lovemysis-88–2: when my sister asked me if i had condoms,
whore–fucker: You were happy the boss picked you to fly