dedican:‘ you build on failure. you use it as a stepping stone.
when you have a girl with implants, put her in this position.
when you don’t have any cum left….then Aysha appears
When I get asked "Do you have any fetishes?"
When my friend’s son came over to watch movies I didn’t
When you find out she keeps baby wipes on her night stand but
When you see someone rolling around in their computer chair,
munchonyosocks: dokudamitea: MASSIVE MILK ASS @y8ay8a do you
When you have fiction, you have the opportunity to tell any fucking
meme queen
When I have any kind of obligation after work hours
sayariel: youshouldseethespearmintrhino: blainecries: THIS
I have two SOs and I don’t think I really have any couple
If you told high school me “Hey, you know that character
peppermintgrim: ellieptical: trinandtonic: mappysnappy: quasi-normalcy:
When tumblr mobile loads everything but the post you actually
r4yquaza: pikachhugrr: logic-dictates: If you understand this,
It kinda sucks when you dislike the most popular fan works in
littleliontyrionlannister: narunfiltered: Souvenir Shop Hawaii
spacedewey:I think the most damage this site has done to me is
classy-kate: i-wanna-be-stereotyped: I wish my friends would
cocoaferret: alwaysanothersecret: unacceptablyyoursforever:
When she says "Any girl would be lucky to have you?" She don't
bill-holmes: when you have an otp that practically no one ships
What is New Years when you don’t have any friends same old
I hate this. I hate the power you have over me. Why do I still
When you realise any of us could have walked past each other
touchmeslowly: I don’t think you have any idea how badly I
iswearimnotnaked: being 18 is weird because if you need help
Had a really sweet customer…who was also hella fucking
When I was in the 4th grade, around the time when Pokemon came
//kinda cringes at money cause im going to have to pay for my
When you realise any of us could have walked past each other
You know what I hate? When people try to disprove or invalidate
it is a good day when i can eat pie, like rn
Have to be accompanied by my lover or some other male any time