The next 90 minutes are going to blow your mind. So will the
We are playing a game I made up… On his turn he transfers all
Of course you can wear it when you go shopping tomorrow. If you
Remember! If they get any idea we’re not joking, Rover won’t
Say goodbye to playing with your balls, darling. I need this
Bringing me excellent healthy breakfast in bed. Noted. Staring
Good chores list darling. For a start. Write Monday on the
Yes, it is the lingerie you saw online and bought for me. You
Honey, I said get the vacuuming finished by 4pm. It’s
Often incorrectly captioned “Universal symbol for marriage.”
No honey, I’m not joking. These ARE your hobby magazines.
No, I’ll never let you beg to get out of chastity. I
You’re right. The sexier my outfit, the more you have to
I own you. It’s safe, sane and consensual. But I own you.
You are kidding about thursday night, sweetheart, aren’t
You give me the lucky penny I hid somewhere in the house, you
Tell me what’s in it for me to let you into our bedroom
You are going to get up here … but you’re going
That’s hilarious, sweetie. You’ve finished your
I will gently stroke your ball. I will beat you. I will let you
I don’t care that your dad didn’t take you into
Pick me up at 5 after my last treatment. Meanwhile go home
Even if you had already shaved, you wouldn’t be coming.
Just checking… you haven’t completed the washing
I’ll carry on undressing … … but if you
Stop looking so smug and get on with the ironing. Oh, and take
I know you liked it when I used to wear the sexiest silk lingerie
I thought that’s what you said. It’s going to take
Oh yeah, cos that’s going to happen! Another month for
And point 17, you didn’t… Hey! You’re looking
Honey, you know I love spending on your credit card. And I
I know some people look at me thinking I’m eating all alone.
Yes honey, this chores spreadsheet I’m editing is getting
Don’t worry honey, I’ll untie you soon. Now that
I’m a black belt in the marital art of making my husband
Now you’ve committed to getting in shape for me, I’m