“If I deduced everything in your life from your alcoholic
“You can see any body in this morgue. Especially mine!”
“I’d fight a thousand mermaids just to be by your
“I don’t know anything about the stars unless they’re
“I got the milk.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“Come with me and I’ll make sure the Hound isn’t
“You don’t need one of those cats to get lucky tonight.”
“Let’s get under this blanket and give everyone a
“What are you doing? Get back into the cage I made for
“How about I smear myself with jam when we get home and
“I would fake kill myself for your sake.” Submitted
“My hip isn’t the only thing about me that’s
“I.O.U. a threesome.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“Playing games with you makes my brain explode. In a good
“I have cake in both hands; I’ll have to use my mouth.”
“You’re the king of my mind palace.” Submitted
“Wanna change Moriarty’s nickname for you?”
“Even if there weren’t snipers aiming at you, I’d
“Even if I was allergic to kittens, I would still cuddle
“I’m Sherlock’s biggest fan. Wanna see how
“When I said I was hoping you’d go deeper, I wasn’t
“There’s no charge to ride me.” Based on a
“When I say ‘Vatican Cameos!’ I want you to
“Let’s film a different kind of video on my phone.”
“How’d you like to help me make child number six?”
“Next time you pickpocket my D.I. badge, why don’t
“I’d Stay Alive for you.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“Let me unwrap you like this mercury-laced candy.”
“You had me at ‘Afghanistan or Iraq?’”
“When people call me a freak, they mean in bed.”
“I only pick up other guys because Mycroft orders me to.
“Forget the lipstick-matching present– let’s
“Wanna wear matching outfits? I’m putting on my battle
“I’ve been lonely ever since you ensured my husband’s
“I want to introduce you to my pussy– and I’m
“I would stop wearing Westwood just to get your attention.”