smallpeniswannabecuck: I never refer to it as a cock. I have
needtoseedandbreed: “Oh man, holy shit! You are amazing but
Oh step daddy… I seem to have forgotten what happens when
bestfutas: ebabiuk1994: When Daddy drunkenly admitted that
cummy4mommy: My plan worked perfectly. I knew what time my son
I’m about to fucking put in my two weeks at work. Trying
identityconstellations:opinion piece: Over The Garden Wall has
musclepencil: This is my trade with @robbycop He wanted Zangief
Hey bud it's Jackie
grimfatecomics: Hrm, think she’ll stay lucid enough to take
What do you think is hotter, guys in tight, low-riding jeans
@ people who make fun of u for complaining about breaking a nail:
skellydun:u know what’s nice?? when ur sleeping next to someone
What Scooby Doo REALLY taught us is that once you pull off the
identityconstellations: opinion piece: Over The Garden Wall has
skellydun: u know what’s nice?? when ur sleeping next to someone
skellydun: u know what’s nice?? when ur sleeping next to someone
“You know what’s really cool about this bikini top?” asked
“I’m ready to let you have your Christmas present,” said
vegasjazz: His new owners couldn’t wait to have a party to