So many guys used to say they loved dating a lingerie model,
Honey, remember that time you promised to make me come every
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Yes, it is the lingerie you saw online and bought for me. You
They’ve been teasing you since we came out as FLR? This is
How DARE you say I love poochie more than you. To show how
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I rang up to cancel all our pay tv - you know I don’t watch
No joke honey, I am going to give you exactly what you want tonight.
Ooh, only a few hours to go darling. Then you find out if you
God, you need to be TOLD not to vacuum around me when I’m
No, I’ll never let you beg to get out of chastity. I
Honey, do you remember I got this because you’d told me
You’re right. The sexier my outfit, the more you have to
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Wow, you’re right. These forums you asked me to join have lots of
Sure Sandra, that’s no problem at all. Sorry you can’t
Tell me what’s in it for me to let you into our bedroom
You are going to get up here … but you’re going
That’s hilarious, sweetie. You’ve finished your
I know what you’re thinking. You’re thinking “is
Just checking… you haven’t completed the washing
I’ll carry on undressing … … but if you
No, silly! Of course you can’t use the dishwasher.
No honey, that’s not a good enough deal for me. So you’re
I know you liked it when I used to wear the sexiest silk lingerie
I thought that’s what you said. It’s going to take
Oh yeah, cos that’s going to happen! Another month for
Don’t worry honey, I’ll untie you soon. Now that
Joey, I enjoy it so much more this way. I could order you to
Do you realize I’m going to own you and everything you
Which bit of the rule “no stroking my hair without permission”
Now you’ve committed to getting in shape for me, I’m
I’m locked out?? Three failed access attempts on Mr A Jones
None of these items are acceptable ways to spend the money you
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