So many guys used to say they loved dating a lingerie model,

So many guys used to say they loved dating a lingerie model,

Honey, remember that time you promised to make me come every

Honey, remember that time you promised to make me come every

CAPTION COMPETITION TIME! It’s the first caption competition

CAPTION COMPETITION TIME! It’s the first caption competition

Yes, it is the lingerie you saw online and bought for me. You

Yes, it is the lingerie you saw online and bought for me. You

They’ve been teasing you since we came out as FLR? This is

They’ve been teasing you since we came out as FLR? This is

How DARE you say I love poochie more than you.   To show how

How DARE you say I love poochie more than you.   To show how

CAPTION COMPETITION 1 WINNER! Roses are red Cages are silver

CAPTION COMPETITION 1 WINNER! Roses are red Cages are silver

I rang up to cancel all our pay tv - you know I don’t watch

I rang up to cancel all our pay tv - you know I don’t watch

No joke honey, I am going to give you exactly what you want tonight.

No joke honey, I am going to give you exactly what you want tonight.

Ooh, only a few hours to go darling.  Then you find out if you

Ooh, only a few hours to go darling.  Then you find out if you

God, you need to be TOLD not to vacuum around me when I’m

God, you need to be TOLD not to vacuum around me when I’m

No, I’ll never let you beg to get out of chastity.   I

No, I’ll never let you beg to get out of chastity.   I

Honey, do you remember I got this because you’d told me

Honey, do you remember I got this because you’d told me

You’re right. The sexier my outfit, the more you have to

You’re right. The sexier my outfit, the more you have to

 Caption Credit: contemplatingthedivine.blogspot.com  Pleased

Caption Credit: contemplatingthedivine.blogspot.com Pleased

Wow, you’re right. These forums you asked me to join have lots of

Wow, you’re right. These forums you asked me to join have lots of

Sure Sandra, that’s no problem at all.  Sorry you can’t

Sure Sandra, that’s no problem at all.  Sorry you can’t

Tell me what’s in it for me to let you into our bedroom

Tell me what’s in it for me to let you into our bedroom

You are going to get up here … but you’re going

You are going to get up here … but you’re going

That’s hilarious, sweetie.   You’ve finished your

That’s hilarious, sweetie.   You’ve finished your

I know what you’re thinking.  You’re thinking “is

I know what you’re thinking. You’re thinking “is

Just checking… you haven’t completed the washing

Just checking… you haven’t completed the washing

I’ll carry on undressing …   … but if you

I’ll carry on undressing …   … but if you

No, silly!  Of course you can’t use the dishwasher.  

No, silly!  Of course you can’t use the dishwasher.  

No honey, that’s not a good enough deal for me.  So you’re

No honey, that’s not a good enough deal for me.  So you’re

I know you liked it when I used to wear the sexiest silk lingerie

I know you liked it when I used to wear the sexiest silk lingerie

I thought that’s what you said. It’s going to take

I thought that’s what you said. It’s going to take

Oh yeah, cos that’s going to happen!  Another month for

Oh yeah, cos that’s going to happen!  Another month for

Don’t worry honey, I’ll untie you soon.   Now that

Don’t worry honey, I’ll untie you soon.   Now that

Joey, I enjoy it so much more this way. I could order you to

Joey, I enjoy it so much more this way. I could order you to

Do you realize I’m going to own you and everything you

Do you realize I’m going to own you and everything you

Which bit of the rule “no stroking my hair without permission”

Which bit of the rule “no stroking my hair without permission”

Now you’ve committed to getting in shape for me, I’m

Now you’ve committed to getting in shape for me, I’m

I’m locked out?? Three failed access attempts on Mr A Jones

I’m locked out?? Three failed access attempts on Mr A Jones

None of these items are acceptable ways to spend the money you

None of these items are acceptable ways to spend the money you

To all of my 96 followers (thanks for following!) and anyone

To all of my 96 followers (thanks for following!) and anyone