“I don’t have to use my imagination to know that

“I don’t have to use my imagination to know that

“I love you so much, I promise to avoid your nose and teeth

“I love you so much, I promise to avoid your nose and teeth

“I would sponsor a serial killer just to get your attention.”

“I would sponsor a serial killer just to get your attention.”

“Would you like me to alarm you?” Submitted by anonymous.

“Would you like me to alarm you?” Submitted by anonymous.

“There’s no charge to ride me.” Based on a

“There’s no charge to ride me.” Based on a

“Do I want to see some more of you? Oh, God yes.”

“Do I want to see some more of you? Oh, God yes.”

“Lestrade’s out of town today, but I’m willing

“Lestrade’s out of town today, but I’m willing

“Let’s meet at the rooftop instead of the pool. You’ve

“Let’s meet at the rooftop instead of the pool. You’ve

“I’d say I love you, but then I’d have to kill

“I’d say I love you, but then I’d have to kill

“I would come to your flat even if I was on the other side

“I would come to your flat even if I was on the other side

“The fridge? Please, I know a better place for you to put

“The fridge? Please, I know a better place for you to put

“Sometimes you don’t talk for days on end? That’s

“Sometimes you don’t talk for days on end? That’s

“It would be the end of the world to me if your landlady

“It would be the end of the world to me if your landlady

“I’d love to get under your sheets. Especially if

“I’d love to get under your sheets. Especially if

“Boys, please, not here. Let’s take it to my bedroom.”

“Boys, please, not here. Let’s take it to my bedroom.”

“When I said I wanted to ‘get’ you, I meant

“When I said I wanted to ‘get’ you, I meant

“You steeple your fingers a lot. I could give you something

“You steeple your fingers a lot. I could give you something

“If you left me, I’d do anything to get you Reichen-back.”

“If you left me, I’d do anything to get you Reichen-back.”

“You don’t have to say ‘Vatican Cameos’

“You don’t have to say ‘Vatican Cameos’

“I know Richard Brook was a lie, but I’d like to

“I know Richard Brook was a lie, but I’d like to

“You’re the boomerang to my hiker… Throwing

“You’re the boomerang to my hiker… Throwing

“I want to be the first one you call for after waking up

“I want to be the first one you call for after waking up

“I’m not a dragon for you to slay… I’m

“I’m not a dragon for you to slay… I’m

“I can’t keep my eyes off of you… so I’m

“I can’t keep my eyes off of you… so I’m

“The skull on the mantle isn’t the only bone I’d

“The skull on the mantle isn’t the only bone I’d

“If you’ll excuse me, I’m just going to knock

“If you’ll excuse me, I’m just going to knock

“You don’t need to decipher passenger jet seat allocations

“You don’t need to decipher passenger jet seat allocations

“I heard you said you wanted to ‘do Molly’…

“I heard you said you wanted to ‘do Molly’…

“I don’t take sugar in my coffee, but I’d

“I don’t take sugar in my coffee, but I’d

“You don’t need to be a vicar with a bleeding face

“You don’t need to be a vicar with a bleeding face

“Someone stalking me isn’t the only ‘personal

“Someone stalking me isn’t the only ‘personal

“Graham, Gavin, Geoff… I can be whoever you want

“Graham, Gavin, Geoff… I can be whoever you want

“So, you think my mouth looks too small without lipstick?

“So, you think my mouth looks too small without lipstick?

“If you’d like, I can ensure that you’ll

“If you’d like, I can ensure that you’ll

“I would go back in time during our fourth season just

“I would go back in time during our fourth season just

“Will you be the Sherlock to my Buckingham Palace? I want

“Will you be the Sherlock to my Buckingham Palace? I want