“Want to see how far down this tan really goes?”
“You’re going to need a shock blanket when I’m
“If you were my holiday, I wouldn’t need to fancy
“I would put the finger on you just to get you off.”
“How’d you like to help me make child number six?”
“Lestrade’s out of town today, but I’m willing
“I may not be your brother’s handler, but I’ll
“I have five children.” Okay, so this one’s
“Come to my division. We have coffee and doughnuts.”
“So, you like letting freaks into your crime scenes…
“You don’t have to be a murder victim’s stillborn
“I’d let the Waters Gang get away to come help you.”
“I promise not to shout Graham, Gavin, or Geoff during
Happy Valentine’s Day! I decided to give this one to Mystrade
“How about you get off that treadmill and come be my date
“I love you for your brain, and I’m not referring
“Stop kicking that tire… I know a better way to
“Even if you weren’t in my division, I’d love
“Are you Helen Louise? Because I’m going to make
“I know Richard Brook was a lie, but I’d like to
“Are you Greg Lestrade? Because you look like a DI…
“Forget the crime scene… The only body I want to
“Why don’t you play Operation with me instead? You’ll
“I would date a sociopath just to make you wonder if it
“You don’t need a fake drugs bust to get into my
“Are you Anderson? Because I want to ‘Phillip’
“I know you like to hold your umbrella all the time, but
“Graham, Gavin, Geoff… I can be whoever you want
“Is your name Lestrade? Because your hair may be silver,
“Is your name Mycroft Holmes? Because I need a little ginger
“I’m sorry I keep calling you Graham. It’s
“I would help a drug addict dig up a one hundred and twenty
“My feelings for you are so blindingly obvious, even Lestrade
“I may have addressed over forty percent of my remarks
“Are you Sherlock’s decanter? Because I can’t
“How anyone could not love you is harder to figure out than