“Um Daddy… How come you’ve never tried to
mrgooodguy26: So this dude fucked me and stole money from me
daughterlover:“Um Daddy… How come you’ve never tried to
Choose. Right. Now. These two breasts or that steering wheel.
…Why???
OMFG …I HAVE REACHED 10K horny followers! Wow this is
loverofhugefaketits: Can you believe this guy was actually married
c0ffeekitten: strawberryspoons: Interviewer: where do you see
hogwarts-is-frozen: peetamellarkthebaker: Come back to me...
trishathebrown: tokomon: The baby girl that was born just a
hotdoorknob: gigawattz:Are you fucking kidding me? How fucking
gnocchi-bun: it never ceases to amaze me how a woman’s body/face
It is so, so easy for people in positions of power to make across-the-board