Girls these days! They wake up a poor old man because they want
wibblywobblyaudreywaudrey: idso: I KNOW how the fuck do you
So how does it feel knowing your wife just beat you up in front
highclasspapal: Having the same taste in music is like a soul
God damn anti vaxxers piss me off so much, they’re just as
So I just called CNN to question why they weren't covering Occupy
When you go to somebody for help and they just make you feel
fuckdad: it always fucks me up cause i think my friends on here
Straight girls, they'll fuck you up every time.
fuckdad: it always fucks me up cause i think my friends on here
apparently i’m not allowed to be pissed off without getting
willgrahamcrackercrumbs: fromtheshoresof: johnscowlick: willgrahamcrackercrumbs:
thefuuuucomics: printers are fucking awful it’s 2013 so why
fandom-fox: spoopyphilia: did you know when you suddenly jerk
su-ic-id-al: unhiddenscars: WHEN YOU BITE DOWN ON SOMETHING
thefunniestblogger: ccumberbitched: evenifitisagainstslytherin:
bootydestroyer: skylorde: joshpeck: kekoas-waves: listen,
happiest: them nights when you wish someone was just laid next
the-philosophers-bone: just-shower-thoughts: To go to sleep,
linuxusers: y’all are fucking ruining your purses i was just
fogandfreckles: lacunar: can we just…. Fuck you, Cheeto
calmorrison: tumblr user iahfy? yeah they’re alright i mean
texasenchantment: -hewastheirfriend: estegrimshaw: BEING A
“They fuck you up, your mum and dad. They may not mean
and-thisishowifeel: shayeofodile: It’s kinda cool how someone
stealthrockdamage:ghoulchurch:ghoulchurch:The pandemic has seriously
plotbunnyslayer: brittandsan: BRITTANY WANTED TO DO YOU OUGHTA
clockmocker: clockmocker: h4x0rwaif: clockmocker: I love
goldennmami: I swear guys who’ve had beards all they life
houseplantjournal:Hey plants, what are you up to while I’m
weirdnwise: Don’t cheat on people, because the rest of their
predominantlynormal:mxcleod:do you ever meet or befriend someone
mediocre-childhood: Ruby and Sapphire omg the feels Ruby literally
l-sula-l: I was fine. With the men. Who would come into her
stoned-levi: If you’re one of those people who tell strangers
ummmm I fucking hate companies calling ur phone like when they