“A tire lever isn’t the only thing in my pants that’s

“A tire lever isn’t the only thing in my pants that’s

bbcsherlockpickuplines:“A tire lever isn’t the only thing

bbcsherlockpickuplines:“A tire lever isn’t the only thing

 “You become my skin.” - Ryuko Matoi “Don’t

“You become my skin.” - Ryuko Matoi “Don’t

nic0tine-kisses:  every day this is the only thing in my head

nic0tine-kisses: every day this is the only thing in my head

monteithlovers:  “I started doing comedy because that was

monteithlovers: “I started doing comedy because that was

the only thing in my mind its the answer to every act &

the only thing in my mind its the answer to every act &

devotedgooner:  cum-in-kleenex:  The only thing I penetrate is

devotedgooner: cum-in-kleenex: The only thing I penetrate is

Jamie wants it all, wealth, power, women, sex. He wants the finer

Jamie wants it all, wealth, power, women, sex. He wants the finer

snapbacksteven: It was around the big hiatus of 2016 that I became

snapbacksteven: It was around the big hiatus of 2016 that I became

ameri-cat-psycho:“Everything on the ship is perfectly fine

ameri-cat-psycho:“Everything on the ship is perfectly fine

fatphrodite:the only things in my suitcase when I visit my vampire

fatphrodite:the only things in my suitcase when I visit my vampire

fatphrodite:  the only things in my suitcase when I visit my

fatphrodite: the only things in my suitcase when I visit my

falling-through-my-cold-hands:  papanorth:  for a lack of better

falling-through-my-cold-hands: papanorth: for a lack of better

Today I learned that something I had always thought of as “wrong

Today I learned that something I had always thought of as “wrong

wwewrestlingsexconfessions:  I just want one night alone with

wwewrestlingsexconfessions: I just want one night alone with

moochusrex:  frodosbagend:  DEAREST MOOCH we can’t live together

moochusrex: frodosbagend: DEAREST MOOCH we can’t live together

ask-past-fluttershy:  As you can see the only thing in my inbox,

ask-past-fluttershy: As you can see the only thing in my inbox,

grimesgallagher:    farewell degrassi tng meme [5/15 characters]:

grimesgallagher: farewell degrassi tng meme [5/15 characters]:

kissing-the-abyss:You make me think of storms on the beachesWith

kissing-the-abyss:You make me think of storms on the beachesWith

cellokind:   

cellokind:  

shinymega-gengar:  shinymega-gengar:  Can we just talk about

shinymega-gengar: shinymega-gengar: Can we just talk about

My little sister went to the Natural History Museum today and

My little sister went to the Natural History Museum today and

cherrim:Please download the whole thing below! Tumblr only lets

cherrim:Please download the whole thing below! Tumblr only lets

my-kitten-in-heat:  I warn you Kitten… eat a banana like this

my-kitten-in-heat: I warn you Kitten… eat a banana like this

tahol:  Healing for myself The ring I prepared for you lost its

tahol: Healing for myself The ring I prepared for you lost its

mister-mummy:  mister-mummy:  i’m not a model, the camera just

mister-mummy: mister-mummy: i’m not a model, the camera just

masturbator-jens:  the only Thing in my dumb brain is the urge

masturbator-jens: the only Thing in my dumb brain is the urge

i-learned-it-from-the-pizzaman:  So my teacher told us that two

i-learned-it-from-the-pizzaman: So my teacher told us that two

amiexa:  Days ago, I’d read some random post about “Deadpool’s

amiexa: Days ago, I’d read some random post about “Deadpool’s

asgardreid: The only thing that’d be more potentially embarrassing

asgardreid: The only thing that’d be more potentially embarrassing

mesogeios: “Some things could only be written in a foreign

mesogeios: “Some things could only be written in a foreign

anteggs:  I bought some flowers and planted them in my nan’s

anteggs: I bought some flowers and planted them in my nan’s

and not only that but guess whatthere’s this girl i knew irl

and not only that but guess whatthere’s this girl i knew irl

baby-merc-with-a-mouth:  everydaylouie:  i made a tiny song tonight

baby-merc-with-a-mouth: everydaylouie: i made a tiny song tonight

After playing more of Darkest Dungeon the only thing on my mind

After playing more of Darkest Dungeon the only thing on my mind

I don’t know how to answer someone asking “how are

I don’t know how to answer someone asking “how are