*Fixed a typo in the caption.

*Fixed a typo in the caption.

The pic’s better than the caption.

The pic’s better than the caption.

The duality here is what appeals - the prim and proper, bright

The duality here is what appeals - the prim and proper, bright

mikosuave:  deadlyliv:  afternoonsnoozebutton:  maxfuckingbemis:

mikosuave: deadlyliv: afternoonsnoozebutton: maxfuckingbemis:

The next 90 minutes are going to blow your mind. So will the

The next 90 minutes are going to blow your mind. So will the

CAPTION COMPETITION TIME! It’s the first caption competition

CAPTION COMPETITION TIME! It’s the first caption competition

celibatehubby:  Caption by Superior Women I posted this photo

celibatehubby: Caption by Superior Women I posted this photo

This is the one!   The pan whose bottom he burnt with last night’s

This is the one!   The pan whose bottom he burnt with last night’s

CAPTION COMPETITION 1 WINNER! Roses are red Cages are silver

CAPTION COMPETITION 1 WINNER! Roses are red Cages are silver

The flowers will fade, but I know your submission to me never

The flowers will fade, but I know your submission to me never

Honey, do you remember I got this because you’d told me

Honey, do you remember I got this because you’d told me

You’re right. The sexier my outfit, the more you have to

You’re right. The sexier my outfit, the more you have to

You give me the lucky penny I hid somewhere in the house, you

You give me the lucky penny I hid somewhere in the house, you

That’s hilarious, sweetie.   You’ve finished your

That’s hilarious, sweetie.   You’ve finished your

I know what you’re thinking.  You’re thinking “is

I know what you’re thinking. You’re thinking “is

Pick me up at 5 after my last treatment.   Meanwhile go home

Pick me up at 5 after my last treatment.   Meanwhile go home

No, silly!  Of course you can’t use the dishwasher.  

No, silly!  Of course you can’t use the dishwasher.  

No honey, that’s not a good enough deal for me.  So you’re

No honey, that’s not a good enough deal for me.  So you’re

I know you liked it when I used to wear the sexiest silk lingerie

I know you liked it when I used to wear the sexiest silk lingerie

 Caption Credit: Contemplating the Divine Source URL: http://contemplatingthedivine.blogspot.co.uk/2011/04/if-your-idea-of-oral-sex-is-good.html

Caption Credit: Contemplating the Divine Source URL: http://contemplatingthedivine.blogspot.co.uk/2011/04/if-your-idea-of-oral-sex-is-good.html

The heading for this post should be in italics, since Moniliformis

The heading for this post should be in italics, since Moniliformis

The red hairs of the beautiful Susan Coffey contrast nicely with

The red hairs of the beautiful Susan Coffey contrast nicely with

The caption may be a bit weak, but I just had to use this image,

The caption may be a bit weak, but I just had to use this image,

Reblog/message Me if you want me to add cuckold captions to a

Reblog/message Me if you want me to add cuckold captions to a

  Some of you may not have noticed, but the caption story schedule

Some of you may not have noticed, but the caption story schedule

sashaforthewin:  Thorin’s adventures at Katsucon 2015! Descriptions

sashaforthewin: Thorin’s adventures at Katsucon 2015! Descriptions

Jeez, the closed captioning on the CN app is atrocious

Jeez, the closed captioning on the CN app is atrocious

Cartoon Network, please please please for the love of coherency

Cartoon Network, please please please for the love of coherency

the-goddess-of-annoying:whydidisavethistomyphone:please tell

the-goddess-of-annoying:whydidisavethistomyphone:please tell

the-absolute-funniest-posts:  thatfunnyblog:  Nailed it.  OMFG…the

the-absolute-funniest-posts: thatfunnyblog: Nailed it. OMFG…the

The-Batcow

The-Batcow

pvig3:  can’t wait to go home with the love of my life and

pvig3: can’t wait to go home with the love of my life and

yungtapatio:  Waiting for my ruca, plays in the background.

yungtapatio: Waiting for my ruca, plays in the background.

schakira:  teaandinanity:  itsoktobemarty:  when you’re in

schakira: teaandinanity: itsoktobemarty: when you’re in

fangirlvlogs:  Look at her eyebrows the one on her right/ your

fangirlvlogs: Look at her eyebrows the one on her right/ your

gunsandfireandshit:Me faded as hell at McDonald’s listening

gunsandfireandshit:Me faded as hell at McDonald’s listening