“I’m not a plot device… The only function

“I’m not a plot device… The only function

“Forget finding the country squire’s legs–

“Forget finding the country squire’s legs–

“Still looking for the legs, but I’d much rather

“Still looking for the legs, but I’d much rather

“The stage is set. The curtain rises. We are ready to begin…

“The stage is set. The curtain rises. We are ready to begin…

“Wanna try some roleplaying? You’re Sherlock Holmes.

“Wanna try some roleplaying? You’re Sherlock Holmes.

“I don’t just want you to be the shadow that defines

“I don’t just want you to be the shadow that defines

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“I would make you my bride even if you were abominable.”

“I would make you my bride even if you were abominable.”

“I bet I would enjoy you more than The Blue Carbuncle.”

“I bet I would enjoy you more than The Blue Carbuncle.”

“Emelia Ricoletti’s corpse isn’t the only

“Emelia Ricoletti’s corpse isn’t the only

“You are the crack in my lens.”

“You are the crack in my lens.”

“I may eat breakfast in The Stranger’s Room, but

“I may eat breakfast in The Stranger’s Room, but

“This pistol isn’t the only thing I’d like

“This pistol isn’t the only thing I’d like

“Are you a gong? Or a touch of the dramatic? Because I

“Are you a gong? Or a touch of the dramatic? Because I

“Who’s the cutest person in the room? YoOoOoOoU!”(This

“Who’s the cutest person in the room? YoOoOoOoU!”(This

“You’re more important than understanding the obliquity

“You’re more important than understanding the obliquity

“Lady Carmichael isn’t the only highly intelligent

“Lady Carmichael isn’t the only highly intelligent

“Are you the other me in the other place? Because I think

“Are you the other me in the other place? Because I think

“I bet you’re more popular than The Blue Carbuncle.”

“I bet you’re more popular than The Blue Carbuncle.”

“I want you more than The Strand readers want proper murders.”

“I want you more than The Strand readers want proper murders.”

“Sitting in the Carmichaels’ greenhouse isn’t

“Sitting in the Carmichaels’ greenhouse isn’t

“Communicating in the Diogenes Club isn’t the only

“Communicating in the Diogenes Club isn’t the only

“Is your name Hooper? Because you’d be the most

“Is your name Hooper? Because you’d be the most

“Your admirably high arches aren’t the only thing

“Your admirably high arches aren’t the only thing

“If you thought The Abominable Bride pushed you to mental

“If you thought The Abominable Bride pushed you to mental

“They call me Wilder in the streets, but I’m Wildest

“They call me Wilder in the streets, but I’m Wildest

“Forget the visible rings of fat around my corneas. Right

“Forget the visible rings of fat around my corneas. Right

“You’re sweeter than all of the plum pudding in

“You’re sweeter than all of the plum pudding in

“It’s not the fall that kills you; it’s the

“It’s not the fall that kills you; it’s the

“I want to ‘abominable ride’ you.”

“I want to ‘abominable ride’ you.”

“My balls are bluer than the carbuncle Watson wrote about.”

“My balls are bluer than the carbuncle Watson wrote about.”

“Anyone could be the Abominable Bride, but only you could

“Anyone could be the Abominable Bride, but only you could

“My name may be Diamond, but you’re the one who

“My name may be Diamond, but you’re the one who

“I never understood the murderous jealousy of the one who

“I never understood the murderous jealousy of the one who

“Humiliating Sherlock may be by far the greater pleasure,

“Humiliating Sherlock may be by far the greater pleasure,

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