dinosaursandgumdrops:  elsannafondue:  xdominoe:  queenofthesouthernisles:

dinosaursandgumdrops: elsannafondue: xdominoe: queenofthesouthernisles:

Your mom-in-law knows everything about your wife’s affairs,

Your mom-in-law knows everything about your wife’s affairs,

Your mom-in-law knows everything about your wife’s affairs,

Your mom-in-law knows everything about your wife’s affairs,

You still remember that day. You remember your mother-in-law

You still remember that day. You remember your mother-in-law

Let your mother-in-law know that her son’s boss bought

Let your mother-in-law know that her son’s boss bought

 Let your mother-in-law know that her son’s boss bought you

Let your mother-in-law know that her son’s boss bought you

No husband could be happier that you when your wife became pregnant

No husband could be happier that you when your wife became pregnant

Your mother didn’t miss your wife’s obvious submissiveness,

Your mother didn’t miss your wife’s obvious submissiveness,

Do you think your hubby has ever suspected that his fate is being

Do you think your hubby has ever suspected that his fate is being

That should be a part of music video for “Plastic People”

That should be a part of music video for “Plastic People”

I be that pretty mother fucker

I be that pretty mother fucker

The first time my mother and I went to the beach by ourselves,

The first time my mother and I went to the beach by ourselves,

I love it when I do something my mother is pleased with. It always

I love it when I do something my mother is pleased with. It always

“Oops, son, I almost spilled some of your cum on my shirt.

“Oops, son, I almost spilled some of your cum on my shirt.

She didn’t even remember how it started but now that it

She didn’t even remember how it started but now that it

hot-sexy-lingerie:  Follow me hot sexy lingerie, erotic lingerie,

hot-sexy-lingerie: Follow me hot sexy lingerie, erotic lingerie,

“Why, son, what do you mean, what am I doing here?”

“Why, son, what do you mean, what am I doing here?”

Every now and then my Mom would kiss me on the lips and say,

Every now and then my Mom would kiss me on the lips and say,

Mom always insisted on being on top. I didn’t mind - it

Mom always insisted on being on top. I didn’t mind - it

I thought the “birds and bees” talk was embarrassing

I thought the “birds and bees” talk was embarrassing

I’d always had a thing for my son but I was so self-conscious

I’d always had a thing for my son but I was so self-conscious

When mother would discover us shy boys kissing, her displeasure

When mother would discover us shy boys kissing, her displeasure

Having grown up with a single mother, not only would I be exposed

Having grown up with a single mother, not only would I be exposed

shadbase:  Mom PostSince its Mothers Day, here are some of the

shadbase: Mom PostSince its Mothers Day, here are some of the

v0ysersadultlounge:  Not many Know that Jamela has the ability

v0ysersadultlounge: Not many Know that Jamela has the ability

hey-rogby:  One of the most terrifying things in the Mother games

hey-rogby: One of the most terrifying things in the Mother games

I’m going to the Renaissance Faire today ‘cause my mom wants

I’m going to the Renaissance Faire today ‘cause my mom wants

comingoutfat:  i hope to be kitty as a mother.

comingoutfat: i hope to be kitty as a mother.

voldy92:  there is nothing rarer and more beautiful than liking

voldy92: there is nothing rarer and more beautiful than liking

MOTHER MOTHER’S GONNA BE THERE TOO GOD HELP ME.

MOTHER MOTHER’S GONNA BE THERE TOO GOD HELP ME.

agenthill:  y’all: fareeha’s father discourse me: a family

agenthill: y’all: fareeha’s father discourse me: a family

icoloroutsidetheliness:  onlyblackgirl:  nipsndnaps:  afrodite-athena:

icoloroutsidetheliness: onlyblackgirl: nipsndnaps: afrodite-athena:

hexgoddess:  This mother’s day remember that there are trans

hexgoddess: This mother’s day remember that there are trans

gillandy:  closetskeleton666:Shoutout to people who can’t stand

gillandy: closetskeleton666:Shoutout to people who can’t stand

mother-entropy:with-antlers-gleaming-deactivat:mother-entropy:tell

mother-entropy:with-antlers-gleaming-deactivat:mother-entropy:tell

that’s what I like to hear

that’s what I like to hear