You’re home but your wife’s clubbing with her friends.

You’re home but your wife’s clubbing with her friends.

I’m so drunk baby, fucking use me..

I’m so drunk baby, fucking use me..

I know you’re married, and I know your husband..

I know you’re married, and I know your husband..

I’m v drunk and lonely right now, you should talk to me. ~~~

I’m v drunk and lonely right now, you should talk to me. ~~~

Getting very drunk.

Getting very drunk.

funniestpicturesdaily:  Every single time.  This is when we have

funniestpicturesdaily: Every single time. This is when we have

Babe, I don’t even talk to him anymore..

Babe, I don’t even talk to him anymore..

You know what I don’t hear a lot about??… trampoline

You know what I don’t hear a lot about??… trampoline

Girl: “Yoo, you look so intense what’s your problem??”Guys:

Girl: “Yoo, you look so intense what’s your problem??”Guys:

talk to me about ukatake

talk to me about ukatake

wuffen:  just a general reminder that i welcome silly and weird

wuffen: just a general reminder that i welcome silly and weird

sailor-talk:  Drunk cum shots for the drunk cum slut with babe

sailor-talk: Drunk cum shots for the drunk cum slut with babe

Wish there was a way I could’ve captured my whole outfit

Wish there was a way I could’ve captured my whole outfit

imaginensfw:  Imagine your favorite male character is drunk and

imaginensfw: Imagine your favorite male character is drunk and

godtricksterloki:  hunny-sunshine:  I know I’m really obsessed

godtricksterloki: hunny-sunshine: I know I’m really obsessed

hurtlamb:  i wanna get drunk and kiss a lot and not think for

hurtlamb: i wanna get drunk and kiss a lot and not think for

Always down for drunk, high and insane fucking.

Always down for drunk, high and insane fucking.

People talking shit bout mean girls  I’m bout to throw

People talking shit bout mean girls I’m bout to throw

but l,ets talk abut that keyring [okemon I never knoew that ther

but l,ets talk abut that keyring [okemon I never knoew that ther

spooky-thera:  luckied:  spooky-thera:  Zane shook his head at

spooky-thera: luckied: spooky-thera: Zane shook his head at

Due to drinking more than half of the large bottle of wine my

Due to drinking more than half of the large bottle of wine my

If anyone would like to talk to me, I’m drunk, and lonely,

If anyone would like to talk to me, I’m drunk, and lonely,

Being drunk and horny is the worstttttt…

Being drunk and horny is the worstttttt…

I had a creepy old guy stop me on my way home today asking “wanna

I had a creepy old guy stop me on my way home today asking “wanna

drunk people and pasta

drunk people and pasta

My drunk notes from when I ended up at a young republican engagement

My drunk notes from when I ended up at a young republican engagement

Who got these niggas gassed up, tryina act tough? Talk shit and

Who got these niggas gassed up, tryina act tough? Talk shit and

smugsbunny3:  whitegirlsaintshit:  z1lci:  Drunk fight about

smugsbunny3: whitegirlsaintshit: z1lci: Drunk fight about

Just watch out for the stairs, Rose, you’re still drunk

Just watch out for the stairs, Rose, you’re still drunk

and now I’m all pissed off at my dad arghdsgja like really

and now I’m all pissed off at my dad arghdsgja like really

I have a really drunk guy in my bed that keeps throwing up &

I have a really drunk guy in my bed that keeps throwing up &

I’m drunk and horny so come talk to me…please

I’m drunk and horny so come talk to me…please

Drunk sex aferparty with a lot of talking - Pornhub.com

Drunk sex aferparty with a lot of talking - Pornhub.com

Gotta love Drunk Friends

Gotta love Drunk Friends

talk dirty to me

talk dirty to me

I’m drunk talk to me even males ( rare opportunity) 😉

I’m drunk talk to me even males ( rare opportunity) 😉