Like the caption says!  And I DID.  This bloke boasted that most

Like the caption says! And I DID. This bloke boasted that most

Where the hell is that useless piece of shit that is supposed

Where the hell is that useless piece of shit that is supposed

There is no torture or pain We can inflict on you lesser creatures

There is no torture or pain We can inflict on you lesser creatures

So what if God didn’t give you dimples.  Your Goddess will

So what if God didn’t give you dimples. Your Goddess will

Taking a little break from what I love most. Putting males in

Taking a little break from what I love most. Putting males in

Out on the town, dressed to thrill, dressed to kill.  I need

Out on the town, dressed to thrill, dressed to kill.  I need

Teaching the ‘DOWN’ always works more effectively when a

Teaching the ‘DOWN’ always works more effectively when a

A place for every ‘thing’ and every 'thing’

A place for every ‘thing’ and every 'thing’

A male’s proper place.  Pinned like an insect beneath the

A male’s proper place.  Pinned like an insect beneath the

Step aerobics…Divinyl style.

Step aerobics…Divinyl style.

Some pics of Me abusing My slave.  I had a brand new pair of

Some pics of Me abusing My slave.  I had a brand new pair of

Proper protocol…so very important.  The beautiful boots

Proper protocol…so very important. The beautiful boots

Hey, I do Throw Back Thursday’s on Facebook.  So why not

Hey, I do Throw Back Thursday’s on Facebook. So why not

Thumbs up?  Or…thumbs down?

Thumbs up? Or…thumbs down?

At the end of the day, a work slave is responsible for completing

At the end of the day, a work slave is responsible for completing

Has to be a helpless feeling.  All that weight focused on one

Has to be a helpless feeling. All that weight focused on one

The pit in your stomach…  When your wife tells you she’s

The pit in your stomach… When your wife tells you she’s

Nothing quite does it for Me like slipping into a beautiful pair

Nothing quite does it for Me like slipping into a beautiful pair

So does it make Me a bad person if…after I snug on a nice

So does it make Me a bad person if…after I snug on a nice

And believe Me, I DID!  I had never kicked, stomped and trampled

And believe Me, I DID! I had never kicked, stomped and trampled

I’m a modern day Pied Piper!  Only My ‘flute’ is the intoxicating

I’m a modern day Pied Piper! Only My ‘flute’ is the intoxicating

How long can he stand this!..you ask?  Silly question.  As long

How long can he stand this!..you ask? Silly question. As long

After a lovely breakfast and foot massage, it’s time to

After a lovely breakfast and foot massage, it’s time to

Wanna play?  It’s like the old shell game!  You…have

Wanna play? It’s like the old shell game! You…have

Anyone have a problem with this philosophy?  I didn’t think

Anyone have a problem with this philosophy? I didn’t think

I would love to be crushed by those pointed-toe stiletto heels

I would love to be crushed by those pointed-toe stiletto heels

Like a baby with a pacifier.  Think maybe he’s teething?

Like a baby with a pacifier. Think maybe he’s teething?

I’m afraid I could never be a ‘vegan’.  I love

I’m afraid I could never be a ‘vegan’. I love

What’s that old saying?  Build a better mousetrap…

What’s that old saying? Build a better mousetrap…

Perfect.  Brand new. Not a mark on them.  Totally unacceptable.

Perfect. Brand new. Not a mark on them. Totally unacceptable.

Just four more steps to go.  And…My foot had better not

Just four more steps to go. And…My foot had better not

Look at this stupid animal.  Trying so hard to please Me.  To

Look at this stupid animal. Trying so hard to please Me. To

Nothing stirs My sadism and stimulates Me like the feel of a

Nothing stirs My sadism and stimulates Me like the feel of a

I have an insatiable appetite for destruction.  And I haven’t

I have an insatiable appetite for destruction. And I haven’t

I’m saving a place for you.  And you know where that is…don’t

I’m saving a place for you. And you know where that is…don’t

Yep!  That’s him Kendall.  My carpet slave.  he likes it

Yep! That’s him Kendall. My carpet slave. he likes it