americanwizarding:  These pumps, crafted by Mexican designer

americanwizarding: These pumps, crafted by Mexican designer

The perfect way to relax and unwind after a tiring day of sightseeing

The perfect way to relax and unwind after a tiring day of sightseeing

Ab crunches…MY way!

Ab crunches…MY way!

I wish there really was a species of ‘little men’

I wish there really was a species of ‘little men’

It’s only proper every morning, when I slide into My thousand

It’s only proper every morning, when I slide into My thousand

Coming soon on every block of your town.  We have to find something

Coming soon on every block of your town. We have to find something

Just Me, chilling at a favorite restaurant.

Just Me, chilling at a favorite restaurant.

Legs, legs and more legs.  All of Me!

Legs, legs and more legs.  All of Me!

A male’s proper place.  Pinned like an insect beneath the

A male’s proper place.  Pinned like an insect beneath the

Thumbs up?  Or…thumbs down?

Thumbs up? Or…thumbs down?

This vision just makes Me melt.  Especially if I ponder whether

This vision just makes Me melt. Especially if I ponder whether

Killer bod, killer outfit.  Ms Klum has it all going on.

Killer bod, killer outfit. Ms Klum has it all going on.

How I like to see a man.  On his back.  Under My spikes.  Screaming

How I like to see a man. On his back. Under My spikes. Screaming

Nothing quite does it for Me like slipping into a beautiful pair

Nothing quite does it for Me like slipping into a beautiful pair

All those lovely sharp little spikes.  Mmmmmmm…what a

All those lovely sharp little spikes. Mmmmmmm…what a

I found Myself sliding around too much on some of the fat pigs

I found Myself sliding around too much on some of the fat pigs

A fashion aside…  I just adore wearing short shorts with

A fashion aside… I just adore wearing short shorts with

Anyone REALLY want to argue that the shoes make the outfit?

Anyone REALLY want to argue that the shoes make the outfit?

Choices choices!  Some shoes are made for turning heads.  Others?

Choices choices! Some shoes are made for turning heads. Others?

Show Me what you’ve learned under the whip slave. Lick

Show Me what you’ve learned under the whip slave. Lick

Ordering a new pair of Loubous.  These have a scuff on the sole.

Ordering a new pair of Loubous. These have a scuff on the sole.

How long can he stand this!..you ask?  Silly question.  As long

How long can he stand this!..you ask? Silly question. As long

Ugh!  I can’t even get through the gate to My estate anymore

Ugh! I can’t even get through the gate to My estate anymore

I like to give you a choice.  Which do you want to be destroyed

I like to give you a choice. Which do you want to be destroyed

Roses?  Nice…but really?  Certainly not what I want, nor

Roses? Nice…but really? Certainly not what I want, nor

What’s that old saying?  Build a better mousetrap…

What’s that old saying? Build a better mousetrap…

True…its just a shoe.  But on the right foot?  Of the

True…its just a shoe. But on the right foot? Of the

“We use a team approach here at Electronics World”

“We use a team approach here at Electronics World”

Even in the new world order of absolute Female dominion, Lauren

Even in the new world order of absolute Female dominion, Lauren

I love making My ‘point’.  I’m told…im

I love making My ‘point’. I’m told…im

“This is my sister Katherine, although I only address Her

“This is my sister Katherine, although I only address Her

Yep!  That’s him Kendall.  My carpet slave.  he likes it

Yep! That’s him Kendall. My carpet slave. he likes it

A chaotic and unruly world. It would be an orderly and well mannered

A chaotic and unruly world. It would be an orderly and well mannered

Bobbi socks and saddle shoes?  I don’t think so.  I KNOW

Bobbi socks and saddle shoes? I don’t think so. I KNOW

“She’s so good with Her stiletto…you don’t

“She’s so good with Her stiletto…you don’t

I LOVE My babies!

I LOVE My babies!