saythankyoumaster:Don’t mind me here.  I’m just
alm2009: All he had gotten was a speeding ticket.But after getting
adogandponyshow: The Speeding Ticket, 2005
jacknurse: askhobotime: prochoice-or-gtfo: alternian-neverland:
Think I was wearing something like this… would you let
R.I.P.
After getting arrested for giving a lap dance in a Florida gentlemen’s
yourblowjobprincess: yourblowjobprincess: Does that feel good,
Syn and Taser have been pulled over by the police. Will they
K.C. Valentine talks her way out of a speeding ticket
If I received this on my phone, I’d get a speeding ticket
straponmodel: Getting use to her new dildo … and sending the
She’d pulled me over for a speeding ticket. When I was done
I wonder if this is also a fair trade for a speeding ticket?
prochoice-or-gtfo: alternian-neverland: redbloodedamerica:
Got a text message from mom: Heard about this “sexting”
sacs4men: Getting out of a speeding ticket
How to get out of a speeding ticket...
Lets see how bad you want to avoid that speeding ticket:)
yourblowjobprincess: yourblowjobprincess: Does that feel good,
fuckedsweetly: To get this when your on your way home, the cause
yourblowjobprincess: yourblowjobprincess: Does that feel good,
maplewoody: Officer, I’ll do anything you say if you won’t
petbannister: Beats a speeding ticket
erinashford: Think I was wearing something like this… would
erinashford: Think I was wearing something like this… would
Think I was wearing something like this… would you let me
erinashford: Think I was wearing something like this… would
erinashford: Think I was wearing something like this… would
futureevilscientist: thespectacularspider-girl: lewmzi: prochoice-or-gtfo:
trapqueenkoopa: futureevilscientist: thespectacularspider-girl:
sodomymcscurvylegs: Me: *Forgets to pay a speeding ticket.* The
imadumbassjackasspieceofshit: Oh my god I just realized last
Super bummed because I got tickets for both weekends of coachella
FUCKKK!!!! I never expected to get a ticket this early, I wanted
lagonegirl: He was deaf & unarmed. Police tried to pull