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Someone get me a White Russian

Lazy Friday. This is what I’ve been doing all day. Wishing

Someone get me this gold-dipped ceramic mug for Christmas.

someone get me these?

somethingabitstrange93: LOL, i know this is porn, but thats

Someone get me this and I will love you

Someone get me this

someone get me a penis i can graft onto my body so i can put

svenspronfest: thetenk: plantpenetrator: hdoomguy: slaxdump:

someone get me a prostate massager tbh i wanna cum from the butt

twistedskrews: MERMAID plugs are here! For a limited time! Twistedskrews.etsy.com

empressmarina: someone: [flirts with me] me: they are probably

Why is it so difficult to meet someone new?Apart from a few dates

SOMEONE GET ME TO NINTENDO I JUST HAD THE BEST IDEA.

I hit my head on the door while getting excited about the gravity

shawna0231: Nothing get me more than your voice, please…

Someone get me off of the Google picture search right now because

Someone get me Scully and Mulder because what the fuck is on

smelly-kat: things I can’t imagine someone having a crush

Someone get me those tights.

jcatgrl: taejira: Forget the Myers-Briggs fucking personality

Someone get me shrooms…..

whereyoustopthestory: THIS IS A REAL ACTUAL THING ON THINKGEEK

polarisopposites: commanderbutt: YO FRIENDS READ THIS BOOK

zackisontumblr: that moment when you hear someone getting home

dat-soldier: neurocybernetics: runnerrabbit: goblinlord:

bryankonietzko: SDCC 2015, LET’S DO THIS!Above is the signing

llieo: holy fuck we have our windows open and we heard a blood

uglyboyband: i hate being mentally ill because the first thought

omg fuck my head is throbbing someone get me an advil jk i don’t

SOMEONE PLEASE GET ME SOME GODDAMN STARBUCKS 

It makes me sad how uneasy and disturbed people get by my presence.

jaesama: I can’t wait for Valentines Day because I get to make

i’m out of practice at digital so I borrowed some of your lines

D has me getting my hopes up

I’ve been growing potatoes in 5 gallon buckets and they’ve