thebussyslayer:  NATURAL BLONDES DO IT BETTER BITCH. BUT WHEN

thebussyslayer: NATURAL BLONDES DO IT BETTER BITCH. BUT WHEN

The guy who bullies you every day at school saw your parents

The guy who bullies you every day at school saw your parents

oh-no-theres-a-negro-in-my-mom:  I will suck you every day, every

oh-no-theres-a-negro-in-my-mom: I will suck you every day, every

My mom would say some shit like this lmfao

My mom would say some shit like this lmfao

jordansheaaa:  Shit I do because my mom says have fun & drops

jordansheaaa: Shit I do because my mom says have fun & drops

boneralmighty:  So when Mom told me to make her my “fucking

boneralmighty: So when Mom told me to make her my “fucking

facelesskinkyblackguyblog:Bitch the west nile virus is back???????The

facelesskinkyblackguyblog:Bitch the west nile virus is back???????The

thebussyslayer:  NATURAL BLONDES DO IT BETTER BITCH. BUT WHEN

thebussyslayer: NATURAL BLONDES DO IT BETTER BITCH. BUT WHEN

ruf1ohn1tram: s/o to my mom 4 not saying shit when she caught

ruf1ohn1tram: s/o to my mom 4 not saying shit when she caught

ruf1ohn1tram: s/o to my mom 4 not saying shit when she caught

ruf1ohn1tram: s/o to my mom 4 not saying shit when she caught

brighterthanroses:  #how do you think it must have felt to rose#to

brighterthanroses: #how do you think it must have felt to rose#to

my nieces and nephews speak japanese cause of their mom and when

my nieces and nephews speak japanese cause of their mom and when

Words from my mother, “You liked your own picture? Dumb

Words from my mother, “You liked your own picture? Dumb

When my mom says "I bought food for you", I'm like oh shit wait,

When my mom says "I bought food for you", I'm like oh shit wait,

thebussyslayer:  NATURAL BLONDES DO IT BETTER BITCH. BUT WHEN

thebussyslayer: NATURAL BLONDES DO IT BETTER BITCH. BUT WHEN

blewis50: briansandstorm:  priiincessaurum:   dopenmind:  Reblogging

blewis50: briansandstorm: priiincessaurum: dopenmind: Reblogging

-annoying:  one time i explained post limit to my mom and she

-annoying: one time i explained post limit to my mom and she

huldukatt:  You say ‘fuck’ and he says ‘how hard?’  My

huldukatt: You say ‘fuck’ and he says ‘how hard?’ My

thebussyslayer:  NATURAL BLONDES DO IT BETTER BITCH. BUT WHEN

thebussyslayer: NATURAL BLONDES DO IT BETTER BITCH. BUT WHEN

trapcard:  iwannastayupallnight1d:  trapcard:  like i can’t

trapcard: iwannastayupallnight1d: trapcard: like i can’t

So today my mom forgot what shredded cheese was called so she

So today my mom forgot what shredded cheese was called so she

thebussyslayer:  NATURAL BLONDES DO IT BETTER BITCH. BUT WHEN

thebussyslayer: NATURAL BLONDES DO IT BETTER BITCH. BUT WHEN

havocados:  anogoodrabblerouser:  I pointed out that Macklemore

havocados: anogoodrabblerouser: I pointed out that Macklemore

twerknugget:  choco-drop:  twerknugget:  my mom just hit me for

twerknugget: choco-drop: twerknugget: my mom just hit me for

untexting:  If you say you’ve never used the “my mom said

untexting: If you say you’ve never used the “my mom said

unclefather:  there should be an option on the microwave that

unclefather: there should be an option on the microwave that

africanaquarian:  I love to hear other Black folks say “shit”

africanaquarian: I love to hear other Black folks say “shit”

ok i seriously think my mom is going insane. YEAH i get that

ok i seriously think my mom is going insane. YEAH i get that

cynthiathecooldancer:  Shit my mom says: I used to think gays

cynthiathecooldancer: Shit my mom says: I used to think gays

modified-grrrl:  We have two big bosses coming into work tomorrow,

modified-grrrl: We have two big bosses coming into work tomorrow,

When my mom says "I bought food for you", I'm like oh shit wait,

When my mom says "I bought food for you", I'm like oh shit wait,

prettypussyprincess:  woodmeat:  gvnkin:  thecherrywinehouse:

prettypussyprincess: woodmeat: gvnkin: thecherrywinehouse:

get home from a 10 hour shift at work (8am-6pm) doing physical

get home from a 10 hour shift at work (8am-6pm) doing physical

my mOM JUST BOUGHT ME A LITTLE WEBKINZ HEDGEHOG FROM THE STORE 

my mOM JUST BOUGHT ME A LITTLE WEBKINZ HEDGEHOG FROM THE STORE 

what i meant in that last post is that i asked my mom for the

what i meant in that last post is that i asked my mom for the

i dont think ive ever mentioned it here but a few days ago my

i dont think ive ever mentioned it here but a few days ago my