“If I had a chin for every time I thought of you, I’d
“Sherlock says that I’m a spider. How’d you
“I may lower the I.Q. of the whole street, but I also raise
“Forget dead pigs– want to see what I can penetrate
“You give me a 221boner.”
“You grew on me like Harold.”
“Sherlock and Moriarty aren’t the only ones I have
“You make me uncomprehending in the face of myself.”
“My dick is harder than one of Sherlock’s unsolved
“Without you, my heart is colder and emptier than Mycroft’s