She’s a cheap drunk

She’s a cheap drunk

She’s the one with road rash rage

She’s the one with road rash rage

She’s so damn strict

She’s so damn strict

She wasn’t that ugly …

She wasn’t that ugly …

She’s a sucker for romance

She’s a sucker for romance

She loves that Army discipline

She loves that Army discipline

She was really grrrrruff with him

She was really grrrrruff with him

She’s that chick; you know, the one who likes mushrooms

She’s that chick; you know, the one who likes mushrooms

She’s full of Irish fire

She’s full of Irish fire

She looks pretty high, alright

She looks pretty high, alright

She always hogs the covers

She always hogs the covers

She won’t be “casting” spells anytime soon

She won’t be “casting” spells anytime soon

She missed her Black Widow moment

She missed her Black Widow moment

She’s still a frigid bitch

She’s still a frigid bitch

She’s heard that b.s. before

She’s heard that b.s. before

She’s keeping abreast of your needs

She’s keeping abreast of your needs

She’s learned sign language

She’s learned sign language

She had more than one bun in the oven

She had more than one bun in the oven

She’s got that magic touch

She’s got that magic touch

She’s got a real garbage mouth

She’s got a real garbage mouth

She’s very popular

She’s very popular

She should audition for TWD

She should audition for TWD

She nailed that one

She nailed that one

She got more than she bargained for

She got more than she bargained for

I know she’s here somewhere, I’ve nommed that tail

I know she’s here somewhere, I’ve nommed that tail

She needs to learn.

She needs to learn.

She has twins …

She has twins …

She’s a keeper …

She’s a keeper …

She didn’t make Santa’s list this year …

She didn’t make Santa’s list this year …

She’s a hugger …

She’s a hugger …

She’s a scream queen …

She’s a scream queen …

She is so hot that she’ll even fuck herself …

She is so hot that she’ll even fuck herself …

She has anger issues …

She has anger issues …

She’s perfect …

She’s perfect …

She is very concerned about that dog in the mirror..

She is very concerned about that dog in the mirror..

She was into it, killing zombies all day . Aha #bored #funny

She was into it, killing zombies all day . Aha #bored #funny