redmagnum: The reason that your wife loves to carpool with me
Mom loves to be depraved. When I bring home one of my high-school
I’m all for damsels in distress, but sometimes, I just love
“Honey, she says she always makes the hubbies undress their
mrbluehat: seed-n-breed:She begged me not to pull out, to put
kissmywonderwoman:She’s not passionate or firey, unless she
I want a woman to say that to me as she put her lady-cock in
Well after feeling my wife’s hands once again on my cock,
mrcuck: Well after feeling my wife’s hands once again on my
Daddydog’s kitty hasn’t been doing so hot. Bailed
oreoprince:lesbian on anon: hey!! im a lesbian and i need some
Last Sentence Tag@momtaku tagged me because she does that sometimes.
I Am The Bad Wolf I Create Myself
jnailer46: Some day I really hope my fiance says that to me
offdxys: you can repeatedly tell a girl everyday that she is
darquefool: gardenofelegance: Garden of Eleganceಌ “Mmm,
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valonqared: tv challenge [1/?] actresses → LILY RABE I will
pashionforfashion21allday: ayyooyluap: “You’re pretty for
seed-n-breed: She begged me not to pull out, to put a baby in
seed-n-breed:She begged me not to pull out, to put a baby in
fuckyeahrobbieturner: Where exactly did the phrase “water
indeedy: I KNEW IT!!! I knew my teacher was NASTY!!! I knew
incestify: My mom is a psychologist and she knows just the way
themaddjellybean: I love when we get into those cute little
wvgurl71:A man in a bar starts talking to a prostitute…He says
daddyandhistoughprincess: I love when we get into those cute
jw1921: My wife’s twin sister comes over when she knows I am
How come white people are saying “bye Felicia” all
My mom texted me (in a group chat with my siblings) saying good
My mom refuses to believe me when I say that Martin Freeman and
stevensyeun-deactivated20210216: “I’ve never had a woman
I had a huge thing for this girl a few years ago and I thought
leatherdaddymikepence: non-binary-sally-bowles: pattiluponeisagoddess:
Hope she says that about me…to my face. I’ll take
ronaldkn0x: strange-apoco-fists: aomyne: miku hatsune didnt
daddyandhistoughprincess: I love when we get into those cute