Always love a good retort  ;)

Always love a good retort  ;)

Damn straight.

Damn straight.

There ain’t no love like a mother for her child  ;)

There ain’t no love like a mother for her child  ;)

Don’t be a grumpy puss

Don’t be a grumpy puss

There goes that retort

There goes that retort

RDJ wins again

RDJ wins again

Sorry, just tryin’ to be helpful

Sorry, just tryin’ to be helpful

Acknowledge the obvious

Acknowledge the obvious

Ain’t no roots gonna stop me

Ain’t no roots gonna stop me

Snappy comebacks can be hazardous to your health

Snappy comebacks can be hazardous to your health

The parting shot has officially been fired

The parting shot has officially been fired

I’d have to agree with that logic

I’d have to agree with that logic

Need some ice?

Need some ice?

sterekdimples:  Five Times Detective Stilinski and Fire Captain

sterekdimples: Five Times Detective Stilinski and Fire Captain

monsterman:  Alchimiste Parafaragamus ou La cornue infernale

monsterman: Alchimiste Parafaragamus ou La cornue infernale

whoneedsfeminism:  I need FEMINISM because tonight when I was

whoneedsfeminism: I need FEMINISM because tonight when I was

thomasfinchmackee:  “You ride as a man, fight as a man, and

thomasfinchmackee: “You ride as a man, fight as a man, and

Black-ish - Parental GuidanceThere is, as Rainbow puts it, “a

Black-ish - Parental GuidanceThere is, as Rainbow puts it, “a

dumbandpretty:  likethemsoftanddumb:  The best retort when your

dumbandpretty: likethemsoftanddumb: The best retort when your

gregxb:  “DAMNIT JESSE!”, Walt sneered with a gasp.

gregxb: “DAMNIT JESSE!”, Walt sneered with a gasp.

emilyamell:  “Are you planning to follow a career in Magical

emilyamell: “Are you planning to follow a career in Magical

thefallenn:  Greatest ever retort to the usual stupid GTA question

thefallenn: Greatest ever retort to the usual stupid GTA question

pyronoid-d:  paleosteno:  baconmane:  bronyned:  askcobaltsnow:

pyronoid-d: paleosteno: baconmane: bronyned: askcobaltsnow:

tricias-captions:  All my friends told me that I needed to walk

tricias-captions: All my friends told me that I needed to walk

adults-at-play:  Well, allow me to retort…

adults-at-play: Well, allow me to retort…

submissivecatalyst:  *bites back sassy retort and instead sweetly

submissivecatalyst: *bites back sassy retort and instead sweetly

inaudible-sighs:  alexsteeles:  “your generation is too

inaudible-sighs: alexsteeles: “your generation is too

jasperislington:  Some people think that the Uprights are the

jasperislington: Some people think that the Uprights are the

hotyogabums:  Retort

hotyogabums: Retort

alexsteeles:  “your generation is too reliant on technology”

alexsteeles: “your generation is too reliant on technology”

toddcdn40:  daddy-street-journal:  NUDIST RESORT RETORT  😋

toddcdn40: daddy-street-journal: NUDIST RESORT RETORT 😋

therevenantrising: JIM JEFFERIES HAS GOT GUN CONTROL ALL WRONG

therevenantrising: JIM JEFFERIES HAS GOT GUN CONTROL ALL WRONG

songohans:  haikyuu!! faves↳ “should i be making a retort

songohans: haikyuu!! faves↳ “should i be making a retort

I feel that while this isn’t stating the genders of the

I feel that while this isn’t stating the genders of the

I actually take a lot of pride in being called genuine.  I’ve

I actually take a lot of pride in being called genuine.  I’ve

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