dovefawn: Me: aw okay Me: wait shit Me: OHHH man they’re screwed
180mph: Everyone around me: Stop doing stupid shit Me: no im
Me: *has lots of good ideas for books, businesses and other things
femmebotdyke: a grown man: haha I’m such a baby I don’t
Me, when people tell me I gotta accept shit.
my six eyes tell me you're suguru geto
seerofsarcasm: fuckyeahkagamine-twins: so miku is opening for
shit bot replied to your post: anonymous asked:Oh god the pilot
scaper12123: everything-thats-shark: whimmy-bam: meandmybabylove:
Shit Happens
lnfirmaries: Someone: *starts playing with my hair* Me:❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
alwaysbewoke:Are you shitting me? SMFH.
Snoop: “You think you the shit, locking niggas up and shit.”Bunk:
theycallmebunch: trickwhiteyman: clarknokent: theyoungandthemelanin:
ohitsjustgreg: localstarboy: Possibly the greatest scene in
ascendmotherfucker: johnathanegbert: i found the video source
tigerzodiac: riki: *exists* me: Me: sign me the FUCK up 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀
Wait, a second. Are you shitting me?
no: mercedesbenzodiazepine: I’m Whitney both are me
elijvhx: Me: *carries my phone with me everywhere in the house
jaxxgarcia: Me when cute women give me compliments 😩
jupiteradepts: me giving affection: oh man i really hope im
sansserifaster: maximumpenetration: my parents call and said
editorincreeps: dennys: don’t talk to me until i’ve had
Shit I’ve Heard High Schoolers Say
varianwrynn: 6thhouse: varianwrynn: how long until sombra “hacks”
child-of-clay: im-electric-sympathy: i made sum pancakes oh
Do you love me the way you loved her?
Me looking hell idk like shit I guess
fullmetalheadass: cudigambino: I love tumblr. Why? Because I
fullmetalheadass: cudigambino: I love tumblr. Why? Because I
aidhmwn-sigh: Shit. Me and my love of my life.
shit just got personal. me from 6th-12th grade. god why.
shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker mother fucker tits
shit i’ve got so much work that i need to do and yes it’s
shit. shit. shit. i cant even breathe