bpdjessepinkman:  me: laughs out loud at a vine me: ok back to

bpdjessepinkman: me: laughs out loud at a vine me: ok back to

beanzinos:  me: my nose is bleeding again my cousin: do you want

beanzinos: me: my nose is bleeding again my cousin: do you want

pinkrubberball:  me: hey do you have any wrongdog with you? someone:

pinkrubberball: me: hey do you have any wrongdog with you? someone:

qstronaut:  me: *says the vaguest most incoherent shit ever*

qstronaut: me: *says the vaguest most incoherent shit ever*

websurfer1994:  me: *overestimates the length of a yellow light

websurfer1994: me: *overestimates the length of a yellow light

oumazoo:  me: [remembers some Really Cool People follow me] shit..

oumazoo: me: [remembers some Really Cool People follow me] shit..

ungodlythighs:  me: has a breakdown me: gets super embarrassed

ungodlythighs: me: has a breakdown me: gets super embarrassed

marinashutup:  significant other: i love you so much me, a person

marinashutup: significant other: i love you so much me, a person

sappling:  anxiety: everyone hates u me: idk i dont think that-

sappling: anxiety: everyone hates u me: idk i dont think that-

muuuuuuuuuuuuuuurdock:  me: i’m gonna work on drawing complex

muuuuuuuuuuuuuuurdock: me: i’m gonna work on drawing complex

unevaluated:  me: *about to cry*  friend: are u ok?  me: of course

unevaluated: me: *about to cry* friend: are u ok? me: of course

cleromancy:  a cat: *touches me with its small hand* me: *eyes

cleromancy: a cat: *touches me with its small hand* me: *eyes

pearlitariat:  me: im miserable and nothing matters *watches

pearlitariat: me: im miserable and nothing matters *watches

acoolguy:  girl: *shows me the tie a cherry stem in a knot with

acoolguy: girl: *shows me the tie a cherry stem in a knot with

pink-natural:  Me: I need to study for my upcoming exams. Me

pink-natural: Me: I need to study for my upcoming exams. Me

xfileslesbian:  me abt me: can someone like.. take care of her

xfileslesbian: me abt me: can someone like.. take care of her

thunderthighmobster:  me:*hangs out with someone for 3 hours*

thunderthighmobster: me:*hangs out with someone for 3 hours*

mntl:  someone: calls me by a nickname   me: πŸ’πŸ’›πŸ’–πŸ’™πŸ’–πŸ’žπŸ’žπŸ’–πŸ’žπŸ’–πŸ’πŸ’›πŸ’žβ€οΈπŸ’™πŸ’›πŸ’™πŸ’œπŸ’˜πŸ’šπŸ’ŸπŸ’ŸπŸ’“πŸ’žπŸ’šπŸ’•πŸ’–πŸ’œπŸ’πŸ’›πŸ’žπŸ’“πŸ’˜πŸ’žπŸ’–πŸ’œπŸ’ŸπŸ’›πŸ’˜πŸ’ž

mntl: someone: calls me by a nickname me: πŸ’πŸ’›πŸ’–πŸ’™πŸ’–πŸ’žπŸ’žπŸ’–πŸ’žπŸ’–πŸ’πŸ’›πŸ’žβ€οΈπŸ’™πŸ’›πŸ’™πŸ’œπŸ’˜πŸ’šπŸ’ŸπŸ’ŸπŸ’“πŸ’žπŸ’šπŸ’•πŸ’–πŸ’œπŸ’πŸ’›πŸ’žπŸ’“πŸ’˜πŸ’žπŸ’–πŸ’œπŸ’ŸπŸ’›πŸ’˜πŸ’ž

muuuuuuuuuuuuuuurdock:  me: good morning brain: it’s Feel Bad

muuuuuuuuuuuuuuurdock: me: good morning brain: it’s Feel Bad

rageandcoffee:    me: wants to be healthy and recoveredΒ  also

rageandcoffee: me: wants to be healthy and recoveredΒ  also

hatake:  me: (has super negative thought) me: thank you Captain

hatake: me: (has super negative thought) me: thank you Captain

acrocalypse:  dream date:  take me to the mall  give me 񘘐Β 

acrocalypse: dream date: take me to the mall give me 񘘐Β 

untillion:  Some young child: *screaming outside* Me with no

untillion: Some young child: *screaming outside* Me with no

mintypsd:  communistbakery:  communistbakery:  i’d punch me

mintypsd: communistbakery: communistbakery: i’d punch me

donutcats:  me: [does something questionable or unhealthy] lolΒ 

donutcats: me: [does something questionable or unhealthy] lolΒ 

akaashie:  me: *drawing* me: i have no idea what the fuck i’m

akaashie: me: *drawing* me: i have no idea what the fuck i’m

usbdongle:  me at 13: im sure i wont have crushes on cartoon

usbdongle: me at 13: im sure i wont have crushes on cartoon

queerlove:  me: *catches myself being judgmental* me to me: i

queerlove: me: *catches myself being judgmental* me to me: i

thegravelbro:  corketree:  me: i want to die me: oh no what if

thegravelbro: corketree: me: i want to die me: oh no what if

poncho-luke:  me: i’m really stressed someone: just relax!!!!!

poncho-luke: me: i’m really stressed someone: just relax!!!!!

momochanners:  fixyourwritinghabits:  the-shadowsmiths:  mexi-doodler:

momochanners: fixyourwritinghabits: the-shadowsmiths: mexi-doodler:

geneticallyidenticals:  *cringes at 9 year old me* *cringes at

geneticallyidenticals: *cringes at 9 year old me* *cringes at

non-binaryroot:  me: I fucking hate myself, I’m a piece of

non-binaryroot: me: I fucking hate myself, I’m a piece of

me hanging out w/ multiple people

me hanging out w/ multiple people

goytears:  me: this bitch is ruining my life  friend: omg who??

goytears: me: this bitch is ruining my life friend: omg who??

muuuuuuuuuuuuuuurdock:  me: i’m gonna work on drawing complex

muuuuuuuuuuuuuuurdock: me: i’m gonna work on drawing complex