“I would sprain a junkie’s arm for you.”

“I would sprain a junkie’s arm for you.”

Artist turned turned pickup lines into embroided art.

Artist turned turned pickup lines into embroided art.

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annamaetezuka:  meloderp:  OH MY GOD THIS REMINDS ME OF THE PICKUPLINES

annamaetezuka: meloderp: OH MY GOD THIS REMINDS ME OF THE PICKUPLINES

10knotes:  sorry: Valentines Day Cards *tumblr edition* Don’t

10knotes: sorry: Valentines Day Cards *tumblr edition* Don’t

how to seduce a man

how to seduce a man

Collection of funniest posts.

Collection of funniest posts.

jonndlr:  me stealing ur girl  swept her off her feet…literally 

jonndlr: me stealing ur girl swept her off her feet…literally 

smooth…

smooth…

She impressed me!!!! 😜this app tho hehe

She impressed me!!!! 😜this app tho hehe

all-the-superwholock:  its-jack-the-human:  preteen:  how do

all-the-superwholock: its-jack-the-human: preteen: how do

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titsodacream.tumblr.com/post/98439371913/

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