“Can you please not do that thing where you turn your coat
“My hip isn’t the only thing about me that’s
“How about you get off of that phone and let me show you
“I never text when I can talk… You should make me
“I have an app that can steal anything… including
I just uploaded four more t-shirt designs, all featuring John
“Sometimes you don’t talk for days on end? That’s
HOLY SHIT, really?! Every single one?! That must have taken HOURS…
AH! Thank you so much! I still can’t believe that some
“You can be right on my bins. And I don’t mean the
So… I’m trying to be kinda funny instead of just
“Can I buy you a drink? 443.7 milliliters of drink, that
Five more t-shirts now available! “Is that a riding crop
“My friendship isn’t the only thing that can give
“So, you think my mouth looks too small without lipstick?
“If you’d like, I can ensure that you’ll
“So, I hear you’re abnormally attracted to dangerous
“You say alone protects you, but I know of another kind
“From a drop of water, a logician should be able to infer
“I have a problem… and there is only one way that
drunkcle: A lot of experienced bow hunters will tell you it’s
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This bitch needs immediate punishment. You may be beautiful
anataylor2012: I can hear my friend just barely through the
jabura: some kid: just drop your trash on the floor it’ll
Pick up that BIG FAT MESS
celestiawept2: celestiawept2: pick up that can *HALF LIFE
a-nakedgirl: I can read from his face gestures that he don’t
hisblackdress: Links and info for all OOTD items can be found
kisecchinosedai: Concept: upon meeting Daichi for the first
panicatthedisco: Six, six, pick up our album in six days! That’s
Can’t tell if I’m just lazy or really really physically
I had a good hair day :3 I have to schedule a vet visit for Steve
a-isoiso:capwilsons:capwilsons: stevesboyfriend: idk how you
whohuntsthehunters: deancasotp: mish-c0llins: pls but the
so many crazy cool things happened i YATSU WAS PICKED UP BY