This is me and an old fling.  Her name is Gretchen.  I

This is me and an old fling.  Her name is Gretchen.  I

“Let’s film a different kind of video on my phone.”

“Let’s film a different kind of video on my phone.”

“How about you get off of that phone and let me show you

“How about you get off of that phone and let me show you

“You know, I’ve got a phone. I mean, very clever

“You know, I’ve got a phone. I mean, very clever

“I would keep your mobile phone.”

“I would keep your mobile phone.”

“I wish I was Irene’s phone just so I could get into

“I wish I was Irene’s phone just so I could get into

“I’m so good with women, I don’t just get

“I’m so good with women, I don’t just get

Happy (slightly belated) 5 year anniversary, followers! BBC Sherlock

Happy (slightly belated) 5 year anniversary, followers! BBC Sherlock

“I would let you give me a hug even if I didn’t need to send

“I would let you give me a hug even if I didn’t need to send

HerBootyBig.Com Damn thats a nice juicy fat onion ass and slim

HerBootyBig.Com Damn thats a nice juicy fat onion ass and slim

Jan 2017Miami, FLSome random cell phone snaps, mostly around

Jan 2017Miami, FLSome random cell phone snaps, mostly around

Jan 2017Miami, FLAs you can see in the first photo, it was extremely

Jan 2017Miami, FLAs you can see in the first photo, it was extremely

lucky-33: June 2011 Dry lake near Primm Cell Phone Pics

lucky-33: June 2011 Dry lake near Primm Cell Phone Pics

Those tan lines are stellar.

Those tan lines are stellar.

July 2017Cannery CasinoTook this sexy grandma out for a date

July 2017Cannery CasinoTook this sexy grandma out for a date

HerBootyBig.Com Damn thats a nice juicy fat onion ass and slim

HerBootyBig.Com Damn thats a nice juicy fat onion ass and slim

Vintage 50’s-era matchbook for ‘The ROSE BOWL’ nightclub,

Vintage 50’s-era matchbook for ‘The ROSE BOWL’ nightclub,

gaggedandforeverbound:  Sick joke, the burglar left her the phone,

gaggedandforeverbound: Sick joke, the burglar left her the phone,

HI!!!!:) I hope all my sweet sexy followers r doing well…I

HI!!!!:) I hope all my sweet sexy followers r doing well…I

smooth talker on the other line

smooth talker on the other line

This is what your girl is doing on the other line when she misses

This is what your girl is doing on the other line when she misses

passing the time waiting in line I have to have something to

passing the time waiting in line I have to have something to

pornmaniacz: BrazzersExxtra - Madison Ivy Phone Line Sex Full

pornmaniacz: BrazzersExxtra - Madison Ivy Phone Line Sex Full

I sorry, your husband can’t come to the phone right now.

I sorry, your husband can’t come to the phone right now.

Yup, nothing like a human phone

Yup, nothing like a human phone

xyuwa:  sassanids:  au where erwin is a phone sex operator and

xyuwa: sassanids: au where erwin is a phone sex operator and

Ew.

Ew.

Jesus…

Jesus…

aflawedfashion:  arqueete:   *dramatically closes 2006 flip phone*

aflawedfashion: arqueete: *dramatically closes 2006 flip phone*

New Tech Could Allow Super-Speed Internet on Old Phone Lines

New Tech Could Allow Super-Speed Internet on Old Phone Lines

jolimoineau:  twcgentleman13:  Phone lines are NOW open!  Fun.

jolimoineau: twcgentleman13: Phone lines are NOW open! Fun.

Texas lawmakers' phone lines jammed with complaints about Trump

Texas lawmakers' phone lines jammed with complaints about Trump

touchingbutts:  deliciouskaek:  5 year old Jahessye Shockley

touchingbutts: deliciouskaek: 5 year old Jahessye Shockley

photojojo:  This Macro Lens Band is a macro lens that works

photojojo: This Macro Lens Band is a macro lens that works

itscolossal:  A 19th Century Telephone Network Covered Stockholm

itscolossal: A 19th Century Telephone Network Covered Stockholm

amey-winehouse:  stare-me-down:  If ever you needed proof that

amey-winehouse: stare-me-down: If ever you needed proof that