Forget Elf on a Shelf, how about Elf in my Pants?

Forget Elf on a Shelf, how about Elf in my Pants?

peedc: Pissed my pants on my way home from a party. I tried to

peedc: Pissed my pants on my way home from a party. I tried to

Sex Toy Vending Machine: Pleasure At The Push Of A Button

Sex Toy Vending Machine: Pleasure At The Push Of A Button

In the mood.

In the mood.

Go out or stay in?

Go out or stay in?

samiisissy:Sophomore year my roommate caught me dressing up in

samiisissy:Sophomore year my roommate caught me dressing up in

I don't smoke. I don't do drugs. I don't have sex. I don't give

I don't smoke. I don't do drugs. I don't have sex. I don't give

samiisissy:  Sophomore year my roommate caught me dressing up

samiisissy: Sophomore year my roommate caught me dressing up

there’s a party in my pants.  and i guess in there too

there’s a party in my pants.  and i guess in there too

Another gorgeous redhead… I’m having a party in

Another gorgeous redhead… I’m having a party in

bbboner:  there’s a party in my pants and you’re all invited

bbboner: there’s a party in my pants and you’re all invited

onesubsjourney:  Worn out mommy!! Home after the bday party,

onesubsjourney: Worn out mommy!! Home after the bday party,

lesbehonest143:  A party in my pants.

lesbehonest143: A party in my pants.

Party in my pants…(or lack thereof ;))

Party in my pants…(or lack thereof ;))

I don't smoke. I don't do drugs. I don't have sex. I don't give

I don't smoke. I don't do drugs. I don't have sex. I don't give

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voyeurdreams:  thuckchix:     The party’s in my pants, missy.

voyeurdreams: thuckchix:     The party’s in my pants, missy.

I don't smoke. I don't do drugs. I don't have sex. I don't give

I don't smoke. I don't do drugs. I don't have sex. I don't give

so I was invited to a party, but I have no way of getting there

so I was invited to a party, but I have no way of getting there

chubbychaserforever:  My type of party!   Certainly started a

chubbychaserforever: My type of party! Certainly started a

take-it-like-a-wo-man:  Wives are hiring dominatrices for their

take-it-like-a-wo-man: Wives are hiring dominatrices for their

Men I'd Invite to the Party In My Pants:

Men I'd Invite to the Party In My Pants:

seventh-july:  stalin-the-party-god:  legolasofthewoodlandelves:

seventh-july: stalin-the-party-god: legolasofthewoodlandelves:

goblinlace:Take me to a party with all your friends and finger

goblinlace:Take me to a party with all your friends and finger

poyntrsiztr:  poyntrsiztr:  So….if you pulled my pants down

poyntrsiztr: poyntrsiztr: So….if you pulled my pants down

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emchris44:  No pants party in my room. You’re all invited!

emchris44: No pants party in my room. You’re all invited!

jesserobster:  Pizza party in my pants

jesserobster: Pizza party in my pants

nlscentofawoman:  I am glad you accepted my invitation and that

nlscentofawoman: I am glad you accepted my invitation and that

emchris44:  No pants party in my room. You’re all invited!

emchris44: No pants party in my room. You’re all invited!

nlscentofawoman:  I am glad you accepted my invitation and that

nlscentofawoman: I am glad you accepted my invitation and that

jakebassinmyass:  THERE’S A PARTY IN MY PANTS AND JAKE IS INVITED

jakebassinmyass: THERE’S A PARTY IN MY PANTS AND JAKE IS INVITED

If you put your hand inside my pants right now you’re in

If you put your hand inside my pants right now you’re in